I’m not here to pick sides in the fight. I’m here to pour gas on it.⛽️

Woods & Water
Joined January 2023
If heaven doesn’t include my bird dogs, I was a good person for nothing.
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That time when @CyborgPeds wasn’t going to miss his tee time. Fore!!
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Bob Winkelman retweeted
What @manhattanmaker's dreams are made of
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He did it in his first term and he’s doing it again. Most people don’t pay attention to this, but there’s a reason your 401k is doing well and unemployment is so low. You as an individual might not see or feel it, especially where gas prices are right now, but this is massive savings for corporate America. 🇺🇸
Between the neutering of the NFA and this…we could be on the verge of the largest deregulation shift that the average red-blooded American has ever witnessed.
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Bob Winkelman retweeted
Dear @7eleven, @FrostyTakes would like a formal apology for the psychological trauma your food put him through after he shit his pants. He also said you can keep the underwear😬
Dear @VictoriasSecret, my friend @Fukyoufrosty would like to lodge a complaint. Your thongs are chafing his butt crack.
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Dear @VictoriasSecret, my friend @Fukyoufrosty would like to lodge a complaint. Your thongs are chafing his butt crack.
Dear @JetBlue please review this poast. I believe this gentleman and others are bragging about being gay for authority. Thank you. Also, stop ignoring @fakeftedd
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I was busy hanging pictures, a mirror, a light fixture and drapes in my soon to be born grandchild’s bedroom when he posted this tagging a movie theater. I have a duty to my family that goes way beyond being a handyman. I could not imagine being this guy. Someone in his lineage failed this guy. The comments are entertaining though.
Replying to @manhattanmaker
@AMCTheatres Please review this post, I believe this gentlemen and others are bragging about taking weapons to your locations. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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My current goal is to get to my 1000th order by the end of the year. Currently at order 674. Feels a little ambitious but I am determined 🎉
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Hey everyone! I’m broke!😕
Replying to @manhattanmaker
Everyone knows an overpriced pieced POS is the best EDC Unlike the time tested, globally accepted standard Glock Also I own rental properties so brokies like OP pay my mortgage
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Hey everyone! I failed! 😕
Replying to @manhattanmaker
Word of advice to ya'll. If you feel your movie theater is so dangerous you need to carry, you failed at life. Get a better job and move to a better neighborhood.
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I spelled it correctly for your new shirt, @fakeftedd. Eat shit you dirty whore!
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Unlike Bib, I wear a chest holster. But it's just a distraction... a Fugazi. My real rig is on my waist.
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I’m flagging feet. Frosty would approve.
Replying to @manhattanmaker
these angled holsters are nightmares. sitting down and your flagging peoples feet behind you. get a normal holster, with minimal cant if need be.
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Tonight I learned: -I’m gay for carrying -I’m a fat boomer -any other carry than appendix is stupid -you flag children with a pistol in a canted holster -my STI is unreliable and subpar -I’m afraid to go in public -Barry likes men Cool cool….
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…. @KazumaTheF0X really hates my holster…😭
Post movie theater gat. No printing allowed as I will be ignoring the 🚫🔫 sign.
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I love this place.
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New achievement level unlocked. Manhattan garnished with luxardos and pork bites. Holy shit…🤤 Cc @fakeftedd
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This guy disagrees with your right to protect yourself and your wife. I’m heading into a movie soon. Feel free to entertain me in a different way with your replies.
Replying to @manhattanmaker
Do you take a picture every day you carry and post it on the Internet?
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Post movie theater gat. No printing allowed as I will be ignoring the 🚫🔫 sign.
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As a a guy who lives and works in the high net worth and ultra high net worth world, I now know why millennials bitch so much. They are completely unrealistic and have no clue what it takes to amass $9.5M. Which brings me to my next point, good fuck’n luck to them.😂
Millennials say you need $9.5 million to be successful, per Empower. Gen X says $5.6 million, and Gen Z says $5.4 million. Boomers say $1 million is enough.
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Bob Winkelman retweeted
Grouse have a way of making pheasant hunting seem downright civilized. Throw in freezing temperatures and three million acres of Minnesota woods, and you've got a pretty good recipe for getting your ass handed to you.
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