Joined May 2011
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The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.
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two emerging futures one sells you digital opiates to escape life the other gives you tools to think better the logically better choice is obvious, but human nature sometimes disappointingly leans the other way
GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY COME DO YOUR BEST THINKING AT OUR THINKING SPACE IN THE WEST VILLAGE SAY NO TO SLOP
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A decent, law abiding British Patriot attempting to kill a council worker. Nice one.
The council wants to take a Union Jack down. British 🇬🇧 patriots have other ideas.
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lol all you suckers who spent years of your life learning a new language 🤣 I hope it was worth it for the neuro plasticity and joy of embracing another culture 🤣
Apple’s new AirPods Pro 3 have live translation between languages, On one hand, handy. On the other hand, a bit science-fictioney?
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have we so soon lost the ancient texts
order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee
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Lionsgate is holding a screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ where you need to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie If you stop, you’ll be escorted out of the theater and you can’t watch the rest of the film
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Mr Beast, I cannot respond directly because you blocked me, but I wanted you to know that Caleb is a comedian who makes many laugh and you are some sort of Willy Wonka marionette being puppeted by the algorithm.
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this feels like the computer is trying to get me to kill myself
A message from the 1980s: “You know the 80s miss you, right?”
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This is immaterial to my thoughts on Celine Song or her work but I think more filmmakers, actors, whoever should keep responding seriously to these glib attempts at viral bullshit
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Performatively incompetent social media manager core is the worst thing to happen to modern branding
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soulless slop gen-z kpop factory Mr. Beast smol bean hype marketing skibidi rizz
We're in NY times now for $600k No company can compete with @cluely
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Children being loud and annoying in public is a small price to pay for living and participating in society. Everyone goes through this cycle and you too were once that child. We can’t just lock them indoors. Chest it, sorry.
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Everybody wants to think critically and creatively, but nobody wants build their knowledge base! Reasoning, creativity, etc., involve combining elements of a knowledge base. You can't think with knowledge you don't have. You can't cook with ingredients you don't have.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most common, persistent, and damaging education myth.
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'record in stealth' is a great tagline for predators
introducing Waves, camera glasses for creators. record in stealth. livestream all day. pre-order now.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Recording other People and on Private Property without knowledge or consent is illegal in many countries around the world, including the US. “Stealth” Recording people is also a crime in much of the world. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photograp…
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took a break from tying a woman to a railroad track to come argue
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We’re witnessing generations of women breaking cycles in real time. Teen girls are being given tools to delay motherhood and older women are embracing it when they’re ready. Both ends of that spectrum are worth celebrating. There’s also something beautifully radical about women
For the first time in U.S. history, there were more births among women 40 and older than among teenage moms. 🍼
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The thing that’s funny about most photoshop jokes is that somebody took a stupid idea seriously enough to invest the time to make it. If you use A.I. it’s just like, yeah, I guess that’s what that would look like.
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never met a bad josh. I will trust any person called josh
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