@Cal Bear. I like to make people smile.
Berkeley, CA
Joined March 2011
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Dear #Venezuela, I know you're having trouble with blackouts and it sucks, but PLEASE stop mentioning me. No puedo hacer nada para evitarlo.
Thank you @BankofAmerica for cancelling my credit card without notice, locking me out of my account, stealing $800+ in cash rewards and leaving me with an outstanding balance of $60.75. It's hilarious and you're the chillest. 11/10 would recommend.
Azzurra Barbuto. “Ho recuperato fiducia negli esseri umani”, lo sfogo della giornalista”.
Hai salvato la nutria, 6 mesi, perché l'hai trovata al lato della strada con un centinaio e più di macchine che sfrecciavano, con il freddo. E non era africana.
Imagine thinking Trump was a champion of the working class 😂
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.@acffiorentina @VMontella vi serviva talmente tanto un magazziniere che siete andati fino in Brasile a prendere Pedro? #chilhavisto #BresciaFiorentina
.@MCSQA is anyone keeping an eye on the management of @losailcircuit? Things are getting dangerous in there. Could you kindly intervene before someone gets hurt?
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“You’re beautiful” - James Blunt
“You’re beautiful but you have an awful personality” - James Blunter
Can't wait for @edsheeran to run out of basic operators and announce his new albums "log", "∫", and "!".
.@KellyannePolls "we have the most generous immigration laws in the world". Either ignorant or plainly lying. Sad. youtu.be/iANZJvSq4WI
"Trumped-up Trickle Down" became "Trickle down economics on steroids"... She learns! #debatenight
Pokémon binge interrupted by @verizonfios outage. Glad to see my money is well spent.
