“ I know a good joke when I hear it “ - Paul Merton Londons most famous Mortgage Broker
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Timely update with @BBCBreakfast translated by @HarryScoffin, think the headline is a bit kind though.
(lol does @BBCBreakfast know you're blocked by the minister?)
Bloody Labour !!!
Who do they think they are ? Coming over here, growing the economy, stopping the boats.
Well done @MortgageMikeN2 for finally calling something right.
Strongest combination of UK GDP/GDP per capita growth (+0.7% QoQ in Q3 26) since Q1 2022 - which itself was massaged by the post-pandemic rebound. A decent argument to be made that this is the strongest period of economic growth this decade.
Whilst construction and housing are firmly in recession territory, this is a UK economy that has been growing strongly throughout 2026.
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Well THAT was a play !
Fantastic acting all round , worth a watch if you can get a ticket
David Cameron managed to , he was sat behind me !
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All three doing Gods work
Paging all the grifters
Over the past two years, every single one of ONS’s monthly data releases for the UK-wide property market has been revised down 12 months later.
With thanks to @moving_charlie @alexgroundwater and @mrtabrett for highlighting this important subject.
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Sounds like she had one as well !
I had a lucky escape. Introduced my Chinese 🇨🇳 girlfriend to @LondonMoneyFS and that was the last time I saw her…
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Names in the hat for the draw for the most important day of the year ….
London Money Secret Santa !!
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Fig anyone?
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Well, thats it. No more figs for me 😂
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You’re quite welcome @PaulMcCartney !!!
Paul McCartney Becomes a Billionaire, Making Him the World's Third-Richest Musician variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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Bang on the money
Best not to care about house prices, you'll be happier in the long run
The only safe way to decide what to pay for a home is to assume there will be no “recovery”.
Perhaps there will be. Nice surprise upside.
But overpaying now because “property prices always go up” is why everyone currently in negative equity overpaid.
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Personally, i dont think you should be able to set up again so quickly
You walk away from liabilities then you should be expected to address them first
Hertfordshire estate agency collapses with £470,000 debt - propertywire.com/news/hertfo…
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SOUNDS VERY NEARLY LIKE 35% TO ME.
Sophie Turner knocks £550k off price in bid to sell £2.6m London home dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti… via @DailyMailCeleb
