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Author. TV Writer. Closet eater don't tell anyone. Instagram: lizastrof https://xitter.cf/t.co/pIjKAINJcj

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2011
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The hilarious and talented @lizastrof is with us to talk about challenges she faced as a TV #writer, her #book ‘STAY-AT-WORK MOM’, which highlights a difficult childhood + her own motherhood journey & much more, the incredible conversation arrives on podcast platforms Thursday
Hoping to find a new home! Also, thank you for the support!! 🙏❣️
NOOOOOOO MOMMIES WAKE UP
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Fox’s #Pivoting will not be returning for a second season. The surprising cancellation comes after lengthy negotiations between the network and studio Warner Bros Television bit.ly/3PgL52t
Thank you @devlinWilder!!! We up we can find a new home and you need your inhaler again! I'll send you a bunch!
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Worse than putting your underwear on backward... thinking your underwear is on backward.
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I'm not one serial killer's type. Not one.
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apparently now you can't return sneakers with tomato sauce on the laces.
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Anything that says “stain resistant” has not met my daughter.
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ugh, I got peanut butter on my wedding dress and no, I'm not getting married.
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Dawn Wells died. She now joins Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife...
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I did a handstand today. Bounced off the wall, dented my head and felt like Simone Biles.
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Um... can all the non-Jews back the fuck off Chinese food? We were here first thanks
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How many times do we go back and forth on an “I’m so excited!”, “Me too!” “Can’t wait”, “yay!” chain and does the same go for, “thanks!” And “no problem!” Please advise. Thanks!
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Holy shit, I can’t believe how often my kids need lunch. It’s like pretty much every day.
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I was driving & the man to my left yawned, then I yawned, then the woman to my right yawned. Is that a social gathering?!?!
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He’s Fired!!! It’s the end of an error! I💃🏻🎉
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Kanye announced he has conceded, but meant to say, he is conceited.
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not enough Ativan in the world right now and does anyone have Ativan?
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