Writer. Director. Creative Brain. Create iconic productions and indie mags. Ex-MTV, Nat Geo, VICE, BBC. Made in London, rewired in Barcelona.
Barcelona 08 / London E8
Joined January 2009
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Mind Blown: The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes
The bonkers story of how my brain exploded into fractals and I turned a rare tumour into art – meet ‘Clusterfuck’ the #cavernoma:
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Bothering bus stops all over Barcelona this summer, rocking a chartreuse blazer like a Stabilo Boss.
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Maybe we should blow up the moon. Six confessions from a rare brain: Nazis, nuns and Damon Albarn's cat.
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My pals like to joke my epitaph will read: “I never wrote the f*cking book.”
But I did just co-write one – which is why it's got enough synth puns to make a grown woman bleep.
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I don't just use AI to generate pics of dogs vomiting rainbows on the Sagrada Família.
A step-by-step setup guide to training Claude – properly – to write in your style. Plus, some unhinged AI images.
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At the risk of making myself redundant, I asked Claude to reverse-engineer my writing style. Then compose a Substack with the title: EQ² + AI = WTF?!
I didn’t expect it to chuck in a portaloo, Iggy Pop and cheese. Meet my sloppelgänger ↓
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Life’s a bitch. Here’s a few distractions and remedies.
Read. Listen. Watch.
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I named my first dog Emperor Ming in my Flash Gordon phase. Today, I have half a dog. Proving I can, sometimes, do things by halves.
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Morrissey cancelled his Valencia gig yesterday, blaming a lack of sleep. Get a grip, Steven. I haven’t slept since 1977.
My dog and I now share a prescription.
Read my latest Substack. Features an owl, a lark and talking dogs.
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This week’s flashback comes courtesy of a date with David Schwimmer, the real Ross and a radical pivot. Plus, some rabbit holes.
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The white lie that landed me a job at MTV, The Prodigy demands rent, and Iggy Pop smashes up Camden.
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Hey! Must be a devil between us
Surgery under a false name, my blood on a fascist’s hands, and the Pixies poke my third tit.
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Day off. How shall I use this morning wisely?
- watch Celebrity Traitors
- write a Substack about the time the Pixies’ Joey Santiago poked my tumour the night before I stole a Canadian’s identity to have it hacked out in a sketchy hospital in Argentina
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Anyone could drop dead at any point. But imagine knowing you had high odds of a stroke at any moment, without warning – meaning you might never walk, talk, or even breathe again. How would you live?
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Happy Halloween! MTV is dead. But I’m not – yet.
Launching today, Goldapple Unplugged is inspired by the malevolent gatecrasher in my brain. If I have to live with a monster, when better to celebrate it than Halloween?
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