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I ain’t no one in particular, I’m just a fella

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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🚨 #BREAKING: Eaton Fire is rapidly approaching a facility storing hundreds of pounds of chlorine gas, per LA Fire radio traffic Firefighters going door to door evacuating nearby residences GET OUT NOW!
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Tired of all these Zeppo babies (offspring of Zeppo Marx?)
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A grub hub is also a compost bin, if we are talking about larva
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Kamala looks like the president in one of those space movies set in the future
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That was a real jerky one for me #earthquake
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My new thing is “poppin’ bottles” as default reaction instead of thumbs up. Text me for champagne emoji 🍾
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My friend Weedly has got an electric guitar instead of a head. He gets laid a lot, but I think deep down he just wishes he had a regular human head. I can tell when he's bluffing in poker because he fidgets with his whammy bar.
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netnutz.net is taken? wtf
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What’s up earthquake twitter - did ya feel that one
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What an earthquake! What up twitter
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Whenever I read a youtube comment that's like "this makes me nostalgic for something I've never experienced" I feel deja vu
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Now too much time has passed for me to X about the earthquake
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☀️ Mr. Sun ☀️
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Deeply regret not buying this hat when I was at the Universal Studios gift shop.
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🍊NEXT THURS 6/15 8PM 👄Talkies is back at @whammyanalogmedia This month we got: 🧡Megan Gailey 🐅Casey Ley 🥕Jenny Yang 🍑Geri Courtney Austein 📙Joshua Kilcoyne 🧶Hosted by talkies crew Aviva Siegel, Land Smith, Nick Stargu, & George Chen 🎃Ticket link in bio!
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had three missed calls from my mom this morn before she finally got her msg through
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Product idea: bag full of do not eat packets with one piece of jerky
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The power of cinema’s captivating storytelling
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Talkies is coming back to the Bay with two✌️killer lineups! 🏞️ Sac Comedy Spot 4/10: -Sad Vicious -Becky Lynn -Jesse Fernandez 🌉SF Punch Line 4/11: -Sad Vicious -Ashley Monique -Jesse Fernandez 🎟️ Ticket link in bio!
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From now on I’m only getting pictures taken of half my face. What’s the difference? You already know what the other half looks like - pretty much the same
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