Lala_Maps (@lala_maps) profile picture
Joined November 2024
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My contribution to society is that I didn’t vote for the DA or ANC yesterday.
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I completely ruined my mental health just to be with you a little longer, don't you dare question my loyalty.
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the devil couldn’t get to me so he made sure that the love i give is never reciprocated.
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one day, i’m going to make a documentary about how i survived 2026
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This year took away every last peace of love and warmth I had in me
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eggs bandla, real gamble
Allowing someone else to cook your noodles is a high-risk gamble.
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I feel so lonely at times because everyone in my life has a person that they’ll prioritise over me but I’ve never been chosen to be that person for anyone.
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nna mo tzaneen re tlwaetse, lo complain’a a re sa complain’a…re no dula ka fase ga mehlare le meetse a go tonya
man this can’t be real 😭😭
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niggas be thinking you don’t want them going through your phone cause you cheating.. whole time this me in my notes app:
My pussy is divine. My pussy is elite. My pussy is the blueprint. She’s soft, tight, wet, and unforgettable. She’s heaven. She’s therapy. She’s a privilege. People don’t recover after me. I live rent-free in their mind, body, and soul. She’s healing. She’s hypnotic. She’s legendary. My energy makes them weak. My scent is addictive. My taste? Unreal. My feminine energy is irresistible. I walk in the room and they crave me. My pussy is luxury. My pussy is high value. My pussy is VIP only. She’s praised. She’s protected. She’s powerful. Every inch of me is worshipped. Every part of me is desired. I’m the fantasy. I’m the experience. I’m the standard. They can’t get enough. They’ll never find better. Because this is the best pussy in the world ✨
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can’t wait for my letter of completion in december🥺🥳
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THIS WHOLE YEAR!
This week is rocking me 🤕
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Our soulmates are freed 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽♥️! Retla nyalwa jwale
Out With The Old…We Making Room For New Relationships Kwa Paris 😂
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Every single promise? Unkept.
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Who keeps removing my like and repost????
Godly. Not a single unkept promise.Unequivocally, a man of his word. Honored my family. Introduced me to a love that drowns all my fears. Constantly reminds me that nights are for sleeping. Self Accomplished, but being your wife is truly living within my wildest dream🤍
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“If a medium can talk to ghosts imagine what a large can do”
I just heard a hilarious joke 😭
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This time next year, I’ll be living so good, won’t remember no pain… I swear
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Passed Pgda, got a permanent job and moved into my own apartment
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I’m so heartbroken. Bad things keep happening to me. I feel so unloveable.💔☹️
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Now, this is a hill that I am willing to unalive myself on top.
The main goal of marriage is companionship Children are extras tbh
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Unemployment has made me so quiet bandla, i literally have nothing to say.🙂
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