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Kumail Nanjiani

@kumailn

I didn’t pay for twitter blue. My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on @hulu.

 Los Angeles
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Joined April 2009
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Doing This Again tour is coming to a city near you! Don’t miss your chance to see me live. Tickets on sale now at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
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All 2025 tour dates are on sale now! 2nd show just added in Vancouver. Don’t miss my "Doing This Again" tour coming to a city near you. Get your tickets now at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago #standupcomedy #livecomedy #DoingThisAgain #kumailnanjiani
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Chicago! Due to overwhelming demand, we’ve added an early show! Get your presale tickets now at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani with code: KUMAIL
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Presale is LIVE for my stand-up special taping at @TheVicChicago! Don’t miss my brand-new hour, Chicago. Get your tickets now with code KUMAIL — linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani. Can’t wait to see you in March! ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago
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Vancouver! I’ll be performing at the @VogueTheatre on February 22nd in the Just for Laughs Festival (@JFLVancouver), and I’d love to see you there. Presale is now live with code KUMAIL. Get your tickets at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago
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Chicago! Exciting news: I will be filming my new stand-up special at @TheVicChicago in March. Tickets go on presale this Wednesday (12/11) at 10 a.m. CT. Don’t miss out! All info at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani. ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani
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The internet is a cruel and tumultuous place @TeamCoco
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I'd like to have a word with whomever named this substance I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani
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There are people in my walls I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City #standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani
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Let me slip into something a little more... uncomfortable
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Marry your best friend
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Toronto, tickets are now on sale for the new show added 🎟️🎟️ Get them here: linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
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Piper? I hardly even know her
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Toronto! 2nd show added! Tickets on sale tomorrow at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
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Here's me sharing way too much with my hero Conan O’Brien @TeamCoco
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GEORGIA VOTERS: If you’re in line, stay in line! If you're in line by 7pm, you have the right to vote. 🔵Cobb County Civic Center 🔵Sugar Hill Church, Gwinnett 🔵Swint Elementary School, Jonesboro Your vote matters! RT/share this post so others stay in line.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this, as a guy who thinks picking up calls from random numbers should be against the law, but if you voted in Nevada, pick up your phone!
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Apparently, they are calling these young voters to get them to cure their ballots, and they’re not answering their phones. Try texting!
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Dan Shafer
@DanRShafer5 Nov 2024
Reminder that WISCONSIN HAS SAME-DAY VOTER REGISTRATION so if you need to, you can register at your polling place.
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Vote.
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