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''๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐š ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Š๐ซ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฅ ๐…๐จ๐ซ ๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Š ๐‘๐จ๐จ๐ฅ'' (RP/Parody) Shipped with @StompinPlumbers

Joined April 2022
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"๐˜ผ๐™ˆ ๐™„ ๐™€๐™‰๐™Š๐™๐™‚๐™ƒ ๐™๐™Š๐™ ๐™”๐™Š๐™ ๐™‰๐™Š๐™’!?" King K Rool RP Account SFW | Ships Ok! | #DKRP, #MarioRP, #SmashRP, #NintendoRP
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"I'll have you know I rather have my own private time, hmph there's nothing worth experimenting on that wrothless koopa anyways.. is that one doing okay?"
โ€œNo. You make different ones, like lockinโ€™ up โ€˜nโ€™ experimentinโ€™ on Gnarly in secret fโ€™the years. Letโ€™s not forget the wipinโ€™ everyoneโ€™s memories partโ€ฆ We need tโ€™ put a tracker on you or somethinโ€™โ€ฆโ€
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"Oh please, it was one time! I don't make the same mistake twice, much less at all, mawhaha, believe me~"
โ€œMost missteps donโ€™t end in the end of civilisation itself Roolโ€ฆ Why should I trust you? Iโ€™ve been burned by this robot stuff a few times. Remember that time future you turned future me into a robot and it tried tโ€™destroy present Gnarly? You ainโ€™t got a good track record.โ€
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"Listen here, BRAT, I know I'm ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป, and I love it! Is it really so bad to want to feast on those below me? ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ you watch you who call tubby!"
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//When do you guys think it would be fair to start posting spoilers??
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"That was a fluke much like all my missteps. Think about it, these no good minions can't satisfy forever, at least they can't satisfy me, not even my Kremling Krew can, hmph, think on! it that one future me build and has been reprogrammed snice his outburst has been quite useful~
"No! Don't do that! I'm tryin' to avoid a robot apocalypse here!... Give it another year 'n' ask me again afterwards!... What made ya lose it again in that possible future?"
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"Oh, I assure you I'm already on the case. Nothing is as mindlessly brutal as MY inventions. If you wanna cause some destruction or a massacre, I know just how to build the perfect machine~ So I can happily invest in us some new security. "
"Didn't really think it was you. Dunno who wants t'build robot plumbers though... I get a robot me. That'd be a power house! Robot Mario sounds like it'd break in one punch!"
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"Why has everyone been giving those foolish apes attention lately? They should be ripping them limb from limb! Not celebrating their pathetic achievements!"
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"Oh, my genius never stops working but, no I'm nae responsible, though this does beg the question. What simpleton is smart enough to make robots like I do!? That's simply impossible.."
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"Oh, my genius never stops working but, no I'm nae responsible, though this does beg the question. What simpleton is smart enough to make robots like I do!? That's simply impossible.."
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"Yes, yes, the rumors are true. I've made my grand return, hmph, all those other pathetic knock-offs couldn't ever hope of beating those flithy monkeys like I can!"
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"Well, I wouldn't know because mine was murdered, hmph, but I can at least understand what growing up without one feels like. Even with all the dust settled, I can't bring myself to move on and start a new."
"Question for ya. If ya lived without parents your whole life then your father shows up outta the blue with some dumb excuse about preventin' a war as the reason why he's avoided ya his whole life, what d'ya do?"
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"But of course I can~, and with our combined power, you can rule thr world me at your side, mawhahaha wonderful no?~" *K Rool didn't realize what he just said.. something he locked in his heart he wanted* "That is.. If "Bowser the Intelligent" can handle it~"
Bowser turned around and narrowed his eyes as he glared at Rool. โ€œWell played.. Maybe your genius can keep up with mine.โ€ He grabbed Roolโ€™s cape and pulled him in roughly before giving him a gentle kiss.
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"Just a reminder, to get in the big brain of yours BREAK anything in my lab, and there's no massages for a while..." *he said following after him going closer to rools room and stuff he had movies, posters of himself, baseball bats pirate nicnacs all over the walls*
โ€œI just solved the meaninโ€™ of life! Robotics is beneath me! But if I have to prove it. A few strong punches should jump start โ€˜em.โ€ Bowser started making his way to Roolโ€™s lab.
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"Thanks, my dear friend, I hope you've been charming up some good scares~"
"Happy birthday, olโ€™ pal!"
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"Alright then, Mr. "Bowser the Brilliant" My IQ is 225. You're clearly smarter than.. I guess I'll leave all the tech work and robotics to you from now on, hmm, go on, show me."
โ€œHey! I ainโ€™t called Bowser the Brilliant fโ€™nothinโ€™! Just watch as I answer this riddling question. With my genius! Whatโ€™s the meaninโ€™ of life! Lemme tell ya! Itโ€™s 12+43+8 divided by 2x34-3 equalsโ€ฆ What ever I want it tโ€™be! See! Genius!โ€
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"How did anyone lose to Bowser? Hmph! I've beaten him many times with my hands tied behind my back. I've got the brains and brawn~"
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