comic, writer, “all-around good time fun wine boy” -@thetakeout. host of Yelling About Pâté @YAPpod. ig: @karlhess. https://xitter.cf/t.co/TnxfcNhf4t
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dude i watched 9/11 happen live on a television someone wheeled into my science class strapped to a cart
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Listen, if you want to have the Wednesday of your dreams, come to Buzzkill at @BuzzmillCoffee tonight at 9pm for a hilarious free comedy show starring @LeoGarciaComedy, @FionaCauley, @karlhess, @gregbarris, Chris Oliver, & more! I promise you’ll crack up or your money back😘🐝
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AUSTIN, TX me and @karlhess are rolling in next weekend @ The VELVEETA ROOM
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After the IDF bombed the World Central Kitchen vehicle, another car picked up survivors. That car was also bombed.
Then ANOTHER car picked up the remaining survivors. THAT vehicle was ALSO bombed.
For Netanyahu to call this "unintentional" is worse than an insult. It's a taunt.
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Thanks to @karlhess @ThrillistLA @Thrillist for joining Lowelifes for a weekend of camping, volunteer trail work, tacos and fun in the @Angeles_NF!
thrillist.com/lifestyle/los-…
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Very fun story by @karlhess up @Thrillist today.
Check it out if you’re into: trail restoration, camping, single track shredding, handmade tortillas, chainsaws, and pie in Angeles National Forest.
The Lowelifes Respectable Citizens' Club is all about backcountry trails. (via @Thrillist) trib.al/ftaU339
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Since y'all are going there anyway, Boeing's lead criminal attorney *does* happen to be the former deputy AG who was the highest official to explicitly sign off on Epstein's insane 2008 plea deal prospect.org/justice/2024-02…
Boeing whistleblower found dead in US bbc.in/48Nq6N3
Boeing whistleblower found dead in US bbc.in/43eX08f
things in movies that were so powerful they became real in real life: a hockey team called the mighty ducks, the catalina wine mixer, that “shout” band from animal house. what else?
there'll be no cataclysmic event that ends the US empire, just a slow decline in quality of life- increasing food and fuel prices, water shortages, and loss of things we used to take for granted, like airplane wheels staying on
Delta Boeing plane loses wheel while taxiing for takeoff trib.al/CtNKkcF
