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Kaliann

@Kaliann

Unrepentant geek.

Joined July 2008
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"Maturity" is when your hepatotoxin of choice is an NSAID rather than an alcohol.
Why is the animal naming committee so judgy? If you're not a magnificent bird of paradise, you're a warty oreo.
I'm considering starting a chapter of Overthinkers Anonymous, but I need to dither obsessively for a few more years.
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Watching the GOP try to repeal Obamacare is like watching a drunk guy trying to get an erection big enough to put a condom on.
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📈'Feminism' is defined as "the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities." merriam-webster.com/news-tre…
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NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did. TRUMP: Hold my beer. NIXON: Wait this isn’t beer
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A MAN WITH A GUN TRIED TO ROB A SEX TOY SHOP AND THE EMPLOYEES THREW DILDOS AT HIM AND THERE'S VIDEO MERRY CHRISTMAS abc7.com/news/armed-robber-c…
Sex toys used to help chase off armed robber at San Bernardino shop

Sex toys used to help chase off armed robber at San Bernardino shop

Two feisty employees of a San Bernardino sex shop fought off an armed robber, yelling at him and throwing sex toys to chase him out of the store empty-handed.

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First time presenting to the public on science. No one booed! #zombies #publichealth
White progressives: Stop deferring responsibility. Start doing the work that's not safe for us to do feministing.com/2016/11/11/h… by @fudgeposner
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sometimes the election gets me down. but then, cheese.
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As far as I can tell, literally the only site that has reported on this is Boing Boing. wtg media. (also actual wtg to @doctorow) xitter.cf/SaveManning/status/784…
Chelsea Manning (@SaveManning) profile pictureChelsea Manning@SaveManning8 Oct 2016
Fourth day of no calls from Chelsea. We have no idea what is going on. We are very worried.
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also you got a hot date that can snark-snipe or hold your flower as the situation requires.
We recognize 3 spellings of 'argh': argh, aargh, and aaargh. #amediting merriam-webster.com/dictiona…
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Oh, you cheeky internet monkeys!
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Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.
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giving this mega props.
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Just nominated @arstechnica 's @BethMarieMole for the @ASTMH Comm Award. Health coverage is rarely so accessible & on point.
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