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Weeks of paid maternity leave: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท 43 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง 39 ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท 30 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ 34 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ 28 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช 26 ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ24 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น 22 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ 20 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ 20 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช 20 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ 18 ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น 18 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด 18 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ 18 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น 18 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ 18 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ 18 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ 18 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท 16 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น 16 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ 16 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ 16 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป 16 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ 16 ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท 16 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ 15 ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช 15 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ 15 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 14 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ 14 ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต 14 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ 13 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด 13 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช 13 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท 13 ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ 12 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น 6 . . . ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 0
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The best way to sun-day. โ˜€๏ธ brennanbrowne @sheiladirickson @Oakland_AL @ Villas at Playa Vista instagram.com/p/BVNx1rJh_bN/ โ€“ at Los Angeles, CA
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Trump's 1995 tax records showed a $916 million loss, which could have let him legally avoid taxes for up to 18 years nyti.ms/2mqcFvu
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#MerylStreep showed passion & grace on stage last night to voice concerns, reminiscent of the #Hamilton cast. As w/them, know she was heard. xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/statusโ€ฆ
Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a.....
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Humans in public spaces: cell phones actually don't require you to SCREAM INTO THEM in order to function.
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Someone please take twitter away from Ann Coulter.
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We made it to the Gili islands! Current task list: drink bintang, jump in ocean, repeat. @ Giliโ€ฆ instagram.com/p/5rLUvtGGhx/ โ€“ at Tanjung, Indonesia
It was all fun and games until he tried to steal my ray bans ๐Ÿ™ˆ @ Sacred Monkey Forest Ubud Sanctuary instagram.com/p/5gsNnlmGi9/ โ€“ at Ubud, Indonesia
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It's been a rough day. @ Amertha Bali Villas instagram.com/p/5ZJpw-mGio/ โ€“ at Gerokgak, Indonesia
Looks like I could have saved $20.93 using uberPOOL! Join me and #SpendLessDoMore by taking POOL for weekly prizes. t.uber.com/spendlessdomore
Final night in NYC and we end up in a San Francisco bar. instagram.com/p/39u8QjGGuc/
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Happy birthday to my favorite guy. I love you more than all the heart emojis could possibly express!โ€ฆ instagram.com/p/3tVFMcmGs1/
The only way to properly use a coffee maker on your birthday. @ Lake Shasta Caverns instagram.com/p/3mOELKGGqx/ โ€“ at California, USA
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