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Imagine going to the ballpark expecting to see Randy Johnson vs Greg Maddux and end up lucking into *this* pitching matchup in 2008
Kevin Day retweeted
Dearest mother —
I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you.
— Andrew
Me in high school: I'm going to study nanotechnology and build robots that can swim in your bloodstream and fight disease!
Me today: Why doesn't the Middle Tennessee State football team have a tight end on their roster?
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literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever
this shit don’t make any sense
SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF
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Couldn't write up the last out of the game any better than this 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Banana Ball Rule #8: If a fan catches a foul ball, it's an out.
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Accuracy Rating. 🏈
Grades the accuracy each of throw on a 1-4 scale. 1 representing the least accurate, and 4 representing the most accurate pass. QBs above 3.0 are considered highly accurate, and those below 2.0 are considered highly inaccurate.
fantasydata.com/nfl/advanced…
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The 4 types of Twitter posters, according to the just open-sourced algorithm 😯
github.com/twitter/the-algor…
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THE 200 FREE RELAY NCAA RECORD IS GONE!! Flordia just SMASHED Auburn's iconic 1:14.08 with a MASSIVE 1:13.35 🥶
SPLITS:
Liendo - 18.22 😵💫
Chaney - 18.37
Friese - 18.64
McDuff - 18.12 👀
