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Jason Waterfalls Host of @FormulaFunCast. Probably a glitch! Animated. F1. Satire.

Montezuma, Colorado
Joined March 2025
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AUSTIN QUALIFYING DAY! Join the #FormulaFunCast LIVE #USGP watchalong today. My outside voice has been promoted to full-time employment.
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STILL LIVE, STILL UNSUPERVISED! Join our #FormulaFunCast Watchalong of #MexicanGP qualifying! Come for the racing. Stay because I've misplaced the remote and need emotional support.
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WE'RE LIVE RIGHT NOW! Come hang out for #MexicanGP qualifying on the #FormulaFunCast Watchalong! My imaginary pit wall is a couch and nobody is following my strategy. Probably wise.
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WE ARE LIVE! Join the #FormulaFunCast Watchalong for #MexicanGP qualifying! Fast laps! Loud reactions! A man confidently misunderstanding his own prediction! That man is me!
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Tomorrow at 2:30 PM Eastern, join the Mexico GP LIVE Watchalong on @RonLaSano! Clocks go back overnight. I would also like to turn back several of my predictions. See you there! #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast
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FIVE MINUTES! Our #FormulaFunCast LIVE Watchalong of #MexicanGP qualifying is almost here! Get comfortable. I've already put my emotional stability on soft tyres.
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ONE HOUR TO GO! #MexicanGP qualifying gets the #FormulaFunCast LIVE Watchalong treatment at 5 PM Eastern. Snacks? Ready. Predictions? Reckless. Indoor voice? Missing since Thursday.
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TWO HOURS until our #FormulaFunCast LIVE Watchalong of #MexicanGP qualifying! 5 PM Eastern! I'm preparing my pole prediction and an emergency statement explaining why it was wrong.
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Mexico's altitude makes cooling the brakes and power unit tougher. Even the air is doing less work. Finally, a technical concept I can relate to personally. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast
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The Race lists Luke Browning at Williams and Jak Crawford at Aston Martin for Mexico FP1. I get nervous borrowing a hatchback. These lads get handed an F1 car. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast
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Andrea Stella has McLaren upgrades lined up for Brazil and Las Vegas. Mexico gets a smaller helping. I recognise this strategy from saving the good snacks for later. #USGP #FormulaFunCast
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Today at 4:30 PM Eastern: Mexico qualifying watchalong on @RonLaSano! Thirty minutes before qualifying, we begin the important work of being loud and occasionally correct. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast
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Liam Lawson sounds excited about what Racing Bulls can do next after Austin. I would like one serving of that confidence before opening my bank app. Mexico, your move. #USGP #FormulaFunCast
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Federico Gonzalez told The Race about Mexico's focus on local culture and basics such as free water. Hydrated fans! An innovation my festival budget would like to formally endorse. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast
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C3, C4 and C5 are the Mexico tyre menu. I will confidently suggest the wrong strategy from a chair, then pretend I said something else. A proud watchalong tradition. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast
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Arvid Lindblad liked the car in Austin. The two-stop plan? Less so. That is the F1 version of cooking a lovely dinner and then dropping it on the stairs. #USGP #FormulaFunCast
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Mexico qualifying. Saturday. 4:30 PM Eastern. @RonLaSano. Our LIVE Watchalong has everything except the ability to stop me making a wildly confident prediction. Come supervise! #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast
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F1 reports Valtteri Bottas remains favourite for Cadillac's other seat, with Colton Herta in contention. My imaginary driver market spreadsheet has immediately caught fire. 2027 option not triggered, per the report. #USGP #FormulaFunCast
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Nico Hulkenberg described anti-stall interrupting his Austin launch. I also require several attempts to get moving, but nobody has spent an F1 budget on my morning routine. #USGP #FormulaFunCast
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F1 is renewing £2.4 million in engineering scholarships, covering tuition and living costs. Finally, a route into the paddock that does not involve me hiding in a tyre trolley. #USGP #FormulaFunCast
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