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Tinkerer. Angel investor. Founder of https://xitter.cf/t.co/CDR6LMxRyR. He/him. More art: https://xitter.cf/t.co/p6TfOwBhlZ. Meet with me: https://xitter.cf/t.co/37haSSPBx1

Silicon Valley
Joined August 2006
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did you know you can add milk poweder to butter to make ultra browned butter? this is great for chocolate chip cookies
Secret ingredients I put in lentils: butter, freshly ground cumin, soy sauce (just a little).
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i’m going to an event so i am printing shirts for next year’s event just to mess with people
embroidery machine + shitposting = shirtposting
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embroidery machine + shitposting = shirtposting
embroidery machine + shitposting = shirtposting
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embroidery machine + shitposting = shirtposting
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i should have written “this is a shirtpost”
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uber: we can have a driver there in 3 minutes me: great thanks uber: your driver is arriving in 14 minutes
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i feel like having Uber One makes wait times MUCH longer
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any of you ever write a roblox game? i wanted to test an idea. built it, it worked, and when i published it, the project started erroring on open in roblox studio. (game works though). ideas? also roblox control mechanics make me ache. yikes
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trying this out now. thank you @simpsoka
Got a cheap embroidery machine off amazon for $300 where the biggest complaint is the mandatory $12/mo app that you’re forced to use. Had ChatGPT create its own app that communicates with the machine. Generative art patches incoming!
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thank you chatgpt that is exactly correct
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appears to work
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“slow cooker” implies the existence of a “fast cooker” and i propose we rename the microwave
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anyone got a ryzen ai pro machine i can briefly test some stuff on? this would involve checking some stuff out of github, running it, and recommitting it. i don't need direct access.
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this looks like the worst Epic Rap Battles of History ever
Ramp investors went nuclear against Airwallex after doomed deal.

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anyone ever sear steak with a hot air rework station?
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quality ai glaze right there
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two halloween visitors so far. our nice neighbor’s kids across the street. senior dog had a seizure for the second one right in front of them. sorry for the trauma, kids
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i built this already
Agents should be the principals and tool call us..
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joshua schachter retweeted
today we are announcing openrouter for commerce: opencommerce.sh a single endpoint that integrates 5k stores, including Doordash, Amazon and most shopify stores, with payments using Agentcard (Stripe Link and Shop coming soon). we built opencommerce to solve 3 problems: * coverage: one endpoint to integrate 5k stores. agentic purchasing is a core feature for most personal assistants, but not their main business. searching for products and buying on behalf of users shouldn’t be as painful as it is today (e.g. it shouldn’t involve browser automations or dealing with PSPs). opencommerce solves that: 1 tool, every online store. * reliability: 100% uptime. the challenge with browser automations is that they fail (e.g. captchas, bot-detection, etc). we run thousands of tests every couple of hours on every one of the stores to guarantee that the integration works when your user tries to buy something. * speed: responses in under 10s. consumers are used to Amazon speed, and agentic purchases have so far felt like a downgrade. most agents spend minutes finding products before they come back with results. we monitor speed and improve it constantly.
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