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@EverythingTrash on @Freeform/@Hulu, @BlackMirror, One-time writer for Drew Barrymore Show, Divorce (HBO) & @FirstWivesClub on (BET+), Co-host of #ADULTING.

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Joined September 2008
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Kudos to my wife for battling @NYCSchools uninspired reading curriculum which lacks parent input.
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I actually met Charlie Kirk in 2015 at Politicon. We did not agree on a lot of things but we also had a good discussion. I believe ultimately his ideas should be fought with ideas, not bullets. This is disgusting.
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You: looking for a comedy show in BK tonight. Me:
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My book on choreplay drops on Valentine’s Day. NGL this felt special instagram.com/reel/DNO5ePIS7…
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HUMPD!!! Sex and comedy and comedy and sex 8/20 @ 7 PM @SecondCity NYC. Tix: secondcityus.my.salesforce-s…
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HUMPD tomorrow Night! AWESOME LINEUP + our special guest is a trauma informed domme/witch! Tix below, fam! tixr.com/groups/soundmindliv…
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Jordan Carlos retweeted
Replying to @GavinNewsom
The only reason for him to do that is if he is planning on doing something really bad. I’ve seen he’s also putting the fences up around the White House again.
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Second installation of HUMPD comedy is happening this coming Wednesday, 5/21 @ Sound Mind Center in DUMBO! 7 pm doors, 7:30 pm show, tix below! Ft. James Tom, Sureni Weerasekera, Liza Treyger, Olivia Levine and amy Northrup! tixr.com/groups/soundmindliv…
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Tomorrow night is the first iteration of my new comedy show, HUMP, a standup + sex chit chat mashup. Show is at Sound Mind Center in DUMBO, 7 doors/ 7:30 show. Tix here: tixr.com/groups/soundmindliv…
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Bringing back my Level 1 Sitcom Writing class! The class will run 10 weeks straight on Tuesdays from 7-9 pm EST, beginning Feb 4th. We will meet on Zoom, so feel free to apply from anywhere! LINK TO APPLY: docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtO…
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DC! Headlining @bierbarondc TONIGHT at 7:30 pm! Tix below :) dccomedyloft.com/shows/27010…
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Oh, but it’s OK if Goldilocks comes up in their crib housing all the porridge?
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TONIGHT: @ArdenMyrin's WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? LIVE!🌹 Special Guests include @jerrytrainor, @Thezog, @jordancarlos, #TheBachelorette's Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, and More! 7PM Doors・7:30PM Show Limited Tickets Left! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/34cyv8t8
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My LIVE Album Recording is TOMORROW NIGHT @eastvillecomedy at 8 pm! Tickets can be purchased here: eastvillecomedy.com/events/j… Hope to see you there :)
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Friends! I am doing a live album recording on 7/3 @ 8 pm @eastvillecomedy and YOU ARE INVITED! Tix here, can't wait to see you there! eastvillecomedy.com/events/j…
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Next time I don't like what my wife is saying to me, Imma just call her an outside agitator
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Replying to @lyft
@lyft you just charged me more than the cost of my flight for a trip to the airport. I would like to resolve this immediately
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This is customarily an $80 fare. What changed? The ride was at 6:17 AM, not exactly surge hour
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Jordan Carlos retweeted
TONIGHT! 𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐬 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐫 Actor, writer, and standup comedian @jordancarlos headlines The Bell House! Hosted by @OliviaLevine19 and featuring special guests @joyellenicole and @ShebaMason! 7PM Doors ∙ 7:30PM Show 🎟️: tinyurl.com/2jfuej7v
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USE CODE "THEFOURTH" FOR 10% OFF TIX
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