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Johnny Galvatron

@johnnygalvatron

still no good with nunchucks

 Melbourne Rock City
Joined March 2009
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@LukeStephensTVMay 7
Mixtape is great. Sharp, funny, and creative. The music selection is phenomenal, the art direction pristine, and the cast is great. Day 1 on Gamepass or $19.99 for 4 hours of fantastic indie charm. Highly recommend!
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ABBAtoir is the worst tribute band name ever.
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Choir Master: What shall we have the children sing? Something with a positive world outlook? Something with a strong moral core? *Pirate at the back stands up* Pirate: We should teach em' what to do with a drunken sailor. Pirate Principal: Aye. The children must learn.
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"Glycerine by Bush" sounds like the worst perfume ever. #bush
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Why do VB want me to earn one of their beers so much? Why must I earn my thirst. Can my thirst not just casually arrive?
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Whoa... where have I been?
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Sometimes I just wanna put a giant toblerone on my back and tell people I'm a chocolate stegosaurus.
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Does anyone like Terra Nova? I do. It's got fucking dinosaurs in it. Episodes go like this. Emotion. Family. Emotion. Dinosaur! Emotion.
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@JaneGazzo Dubstep is the new nu metal.
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Do you ever think, fuck this moisture farm bullshit, I'm joining the Empire.
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Grand prix is spelt funny.
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My brother is here. He's bringing a girl. How awkward can I make it? Very. Mwa ha ha.
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Hans lander from inglorious basterds works at my local chicken shop.
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@JaneGazzo that show has great narration. I wish that guy would follow me around for a day. Johnny was walking home, little did he know...
@MazCompton maz! You unstoppable force! I miss you too! Just been drinking yakult.
Boys please note: when you spill a pims Sal-a-bims on girls prada shoes DO NOT blame it on the boogie.
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Just been informed it's uncool to joke about yakult at a wedding. I did not know that.
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You know how there's always one dickhead at a wedding who wears a bow tie? This time it was me!
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Back at the mcg today. Having a dj. Bet you guys didn't know I could do that. http://twitpic.com/y52sc
Djing on the boundry of the mcg! http://twitpic.com/waspq
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