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Jessica Frey

@jay_frey

actress • singer • sketch comedian

 New York, NY
jessicafrey.com
Joined February 2011
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Teeth marks in my blocks of cheese is my thing.
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A family confronts their dad for tweeting too much about #FreeBritney
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To sit or not to sit in someone else’s butt-sweat. -A Subway Rider’s Dilemma
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Fully listening to Charlie Brown’s Christmas right now. It may be 101°, but it feels like 30°!
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I have seen way too many people with SWEATERS in this thick heat today. I’m imagining each of them coyly smiling and in the tiniest voice, over the shoulder saying, “I run cold.”
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Flushing A Stranger’s Pee - the Jessica Frey Story
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The super just fixed the caulk in my shower. It looks so good!
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If there’s not a hidden camera inside the water fountain at @sweetgreen filming our universal SHOCK at the spray, then I don’t know what....
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Do you ever think about the fact that there might be a song or movie that you once loved that you’ll never see or hear again?
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Today I got paid to be a model. What’s funnier is that the SECOND they started taking pictures my finger started gushing blood. #sexual
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Honestly just saw the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in Zihuatanejo, Mexico. We were eating dinner and all the sudden this fuzzy star got bigger and then exploded into a bright blue halo. Then the center kept going up and went out of sight. Can someone explain this? xitter.cf/grahamdelaet/status/96…
DeLetty (@GrahamDeLaet) profile pictureDeLetty@GrahamDeLaet7 Feb 2018
Just saw a UFO in Ixtapa, Mexico. No other explanation. Freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Overheard in Mexico: “She was the most beautiful blonde stripper you’ve ever seen, but she was my adopted daughter.”
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Hey hey, witches and warlocks! Get your tix to our World Premiere at the NY Indie Theatre Film Fest Shorts Program #1 this Wednesday, 7PM @newohiotheatre! We’re so pumped to screen alongside 👆 English, Alpha Fish, Working It Out, Living the Dream, an… ift.tt/2DLBZJD
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There’s nothing quite like pouring your coffee into your cereal to simultaneously make you think, have I fully lost my mind, and conversely, am I a culinary genius?
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It’s official! @basicwitchtv is on @jash. Watch and share and like and watch and share. Help a… instagram.com/p/Ba4ZnPyhEVS/
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It's 6pm and the Meatpacking district is just riddled with land mines of vomit. #parkour!
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BE HONEST: is my pee gross?
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(p3) Different kid different day in bathroom with mom came up to my stall and screamed, "EW A PERSON PEEING!!!!" Help. Am I cursed or what?
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(p2) and just under her breath chanted,"I can hear you pee, I can hear you pee."
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I was camping and this weird wonderful kid in the bathrooms stood by my stall with her glitter shoes while her mom was in the shower (p1)
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Being a woman in comedy is cool because there's always a free stall when you have to pee pee. BOO. SHAME SHAME.
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