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Joined May 2009
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the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses
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somebody get mustard on the beat.
Judi Dench says it was Daniel Craig’s idea to kill off M in “Skyfall”: “Ever since ‘GoldenEye’ ... I’d been begging them to let me out from behind my desk. Well, they did finally let me out from behind my desk... and they shot me. [Laughs.] Apparently, it was Daniel’s idea to have me killed. But first I had to suffer the indignity of being sacked by Ralph Fiennes. Arsehole. It was reported in the press that I’d cried when they told me I was being replaced. Of course I didn’t cry. Why on earth would I cry after twenty glorious years and eight Bond films — which, by the way, is one more than Roger Moore, the longest-running 007 to date.” Read the full profile from @MarlowNYC: wp.me/pc8uak-1lI41e
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we all got it at the same time.
One thing I did notice from all the close up shots in You Can See Everything is that millennials all have chicken pox scars whereas with zoomers you don't rlly see that
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I understand what the definition of meme is, but I genuinely hate it when it transcends social media.
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways. Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green. x.com/mgkcentral/sta…
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I’m also deeply sad at the number of people that saw this and didn’t immediately think thousand yard stare. And I *LOVE* Tropic Thunder.
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*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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I’m fine with this.
does he think reed's name is richard
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JUST IN: 🇮🇪🇬🇧 Ireland to establish its first government body dedicated to preparing for possible reunification with Northern Ireland.
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James III retweeted
MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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MR PUT THAT SHIT ON 💔💔💔
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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….I haven’t received any emails or calls from my agent about this project…. ….I swear…. to God……I will call mom.
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Life goals
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The door slam into the first knock over is FLAWLESSLY executed. Then standing up with the pencil in nose is perfection. Dick Van Dyke is rolling over in his bed (alive) at this comment.
After the NFL game there was an auto played show called “Newlyweds” on Peacock This is the worst comedy I’ve ever seen by far. This has to be a parody oh my god. It’s marketed towards adults but this is the only comprehensible joke in the whole pilot
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That’s basically the explanation. Cap is worthy, but Jane is Thor.
How come steve lifts mjolnir and stays captain america but jane picks it up and literally becomes thor. Is there an actual explanation for this?
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it’s a perfect scene.
Bridgette Wilson’s 25-second fight scene in Last Action Hero sent her down some weird paths. She was a last-minute replacement for Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat after Cameron Diaz broke her wrist. She also became a serious in-demand pop star in Japan, releasing two albums.
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Deeply admired this guy.
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46. The modern voice of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved characters.
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Hard to believe this little guy is gonna go to space one day...
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