The District Selectman. Producer, Emcee, Mix Engineer, Low-Budget Mogul, Dry Humorist. Founder of @TheRealSpaceLAB #JakeItTillYouMakeIt
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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LMFAO yeah it's wack nobody likes it 😂😂😂
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Salute to my guy Quest I'm dead lol 🤣🤣 💀 🪦 -
SHEESH the hours of my life I spent waiting on this & the EOW line. I NEVER went on stage before midnight lol. Don't tell me I didn't want this shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, Grainger sells power tools & industrial supplies. They're adjacent to say Lowe's & Home Depot. Why are they trying to sell me Reeboks?
I am the Reebok king BTW, just wondering why Grainger has thrown their hat into the ring smh lol
A short, abridged list of things I've never done:
Tagged you & 99 others
Tagged @highlights or @followers
Complained about support
Spammed my music in your comments
Follow / Unfollow
Engagement bait
"Send me some loops bro"
Send melodies for "placements"
Threatened to retire
Suggesting a bank loan to ARTISTS is dangerous AF.
A record deal "is a loan" but no it isn't - if you don't recoup you don't have to actually pay that money back & there's no consequences to your credit or potential garnishments.
With a bank loan there DEFINITELY IS lol
Why tf would any artist sign a 5 album deal for a $100k advance in 2026 when brand deals, bank loans & crowd funding exist?
Wake up. These people in these buildings do not know how to break your single. They take that marketing budget and go contract someone your age to execute the campaign. Might as well get rid of the middle man and own your art.
Happy Birthday to @AdamsWorldBlog one of the best music journalists doing it, & who has known me since back when I wore hats!!!! 🤯 🍻
Happy October 15th (tax extension day) to all my self-employed folks who celebrate lol. 2025 taxes are now filed, but at what cost lol 🤣🤣
I BEGGETH people to stop pronouncing the word "distributor" as "distri-bewter" PLEASE STOP I BEGGETH YOU, my family is dying...
As a working mix engineer for a month shy of 18 years, mixing is NOT "just balancing levels" no matter what certain celebrities might tell you.
Mixing is doing a high cut then doing a lo cut, then doing a high cut & then a lo cut & then a high cut then a lo cut UNTIL YOU DIE 🪦
It's NEVER cool to hit homeless people with a hammer but the next time one gets on the train & says "money or food anything helps" & I give them food & they give me an attitude or in today's case call me a cheap f_____...
...I can't guarantee you it won't happen 🔨
Jake Palumbo retweeted
Antisocial Superheroes!!
(Myself & @jakepalumbo)
Got A HEATER Of An Album On Deck!!
This One Is Called “Answering Machine”
Salute & Rest Easy Dave From The Mighty De La Soul On The Chorus Inspiration 🙌🏾
ALBUM SOON COME!!!
Jake Palumbo retweeted
I’m Feeling Extra Generous With The Sneak Previews Today..
This Is From The Antisocial Superheroes Album With @jakepalumbo Dropping In A Few Weeks..
It’s Called “Space Invaders”
(Produced By The Homie @ben_juru Out Of Amsterdam)
Enjoy!!
Good morning to everyone except bitch-made @mtracey and these robots I encountered in Jersey City who couldn't get around each other lol 😂 😡 🤖
Fellas, is it gay to (checks notes) bring a woman to climax?
Of course it's an aging incel with "nAtiOnALiSt" in his bio. You probably call Twitter X.
Babe wake up, the Pope just said AI Slop is an affront to God & that safeguarding artistry is safeguarding humanity 🔥👑🫡
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.