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Joined February 2012
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Now would be a good time to reacquaint yourself with Elizabeth Schambelan's writing on fraternities, male bonding, gang rape, and the relationship between hazing and counterinsurgency 🧵:
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i saw goodie proctor cavorting with the devil at the dyke bar without a mask
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whimsy is the new kooky
increasingly disturbed by the widespread adoption of “whimsy” as an adjective
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if only Odysseus had seen TENET he & the Greeks coulda broken the walls of Troy with a Boeing 747 instead of breaking the laws of hospitality
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will die on the hill that elliot was perfectly cast. the only member of nolan’s extended universe who could embody a character who has just become a man (in the ancient sense) to underline the tragedy of his death and Odysseus’s callous decision to leave him behind
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Odysseus in bed kiki-ing with Penelope slagging off Agamemnon for sacrificing his daughter in bed like bro you were THERE you took Iphigenia to the ALTAR where he SACRIFICED her and she thought she was marrying Achilles!!
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Nolan literally put some of his messaging in GIANT font and people missed the point. if circe gave them her stew they would turn into smooth-brained koalas
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yeah why did Nolan, who loves doubling and timey-wimey stuff, have Odysseus first encounter a giant prelapsarian bucolic ideal making cheese butt naked only to poke its eye out, then repeat the mistake with giant futuristic armoured tanks on the next island to get his ass kicked
Im surprised more people aren’t talking about just how atrocious this scene is in the Odyssey. Nolan took a part of the story about savage giants who throw boulders at and eat Odysseus’s crew and changed them to be weird 12ft tall medieval knights or something.
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Wanna know how I got 'em? C'mere, look at me. So, I had a wife, who was beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. And we got no money for surgeries. She c
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corporate needs you to find the difference
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nolan poses the question: would you rather spend seven time dilated years on the evil wave planet WITH anne hathaway, or seven normal years WITHOUT her at calypso’s questionable alternative therapy beach retreat for washed up nymph botherers
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Emily Wilson sitting in the theater as the credits roll:
Apparently, Emily Wilson was mixed on The Odyssey partly because it’s too modern. This is exactly the twist the culture war needed:
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exactly!!
There was zero gay stuff in The Odyssey wtf
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thought Nolan was being curiously linear going along with Homer’s non-linear book, but now I am convinced he adapted his own chiastic structure with the X (aka the turn, the temporal pincer) as the trip to Hades and receiving three messages/prophecies from the shades
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and chiastic structure developed to help storytellers memorise oral poetry! and Nolan’s Odysseus has to circle around his worst memories/fears to complete the loop!
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I also interpreted it as Helen scarring herself because she is done with men’s nonsense/out of her own grief. and in a classic Nolan twist we all get to become the Joker and make up our own facial scar backstories to argue about
Not the biggest fan of “Menelaus injuring Helen’s face” thing but i am intrigued by the idea of Helen injuring her own face
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nolan finally wrote some interesting women (thank u anne hathaway for horny furious cunning penelope) but at what cost (perilously low levels of his usual homoerotic subtext in a film about the greeks of all places)
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also, I know what you are nolan, with that ozymandias-ass horse and compulsive doppelgängers and doubling
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Leaked copy of Travis Kelce’s wedding vows
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MEXICO, THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING, LOCK YOUR MUSEUMS!!!!!!!
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