@ijf

Man of the world

 Arbroath/Edinburgh/Elsewhere
Joined August 2008
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Catrin Nye@CatrinNye7 Apr 2020
When we bring back sport can we start with this one because I have no idea what it is but it’s AMAZING
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Ben Travis@BenSTravis29 Nov 2019
This bloke in a glittery gold suit has started a quiz on our train. The prizes: a chomp, an M&S flapjack, and a scotch egg. The carriage is RAPT.
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Scarista Post Office, Isle of Harris. 2.30am, December 22nd, 2010
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Tony Blair with the hair of David Pleat.
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This is the finest take on the election I've seen. xitter.cf/shvartacus/status/7630…
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What colour should crisp packets be? This might be the most fun I've had writing for @YouGov yougov.co.uk/news/2016/10/28…
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Ian Rankin@Beathhigh27 Jun 2016
Not saying things are bad but Tony Blair spotted heading for Westminster with a roast chicken and a fishing-rod...
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Ian Rankin@Beathhigh24 Jun 2016
I picked a bad day to give up glue...
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@InfinitiGlasgow When will the QX30 be in showroom?
@HelpMeGumtree No luck, I'm afraid. "please enter valid email address and password".
@HelpMeGumtree Looks like I have.
@HelpMeGumtree I can login on website, but using same credentials, app reports that details are not correct & can't login.
@HelpMeGumtree Think I've found a bug between website and android app. How do I report it?
BREAKING NEWS: More than 10 ATM raids across east coast of Scotland in recent months. Shoot out in Arbroath the dramatic culmination?
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I'd like to apologise to the lady I just called by mistake saying 'Hello, is this planet Earth?' - not a prank call...just a wrong number!
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What idiot called it a Tanning Salon and not a Ray Parlour?
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Kantye West@Kantye_West3 Sep 2015
Whoever said that mankind was bound by the limits of ones own reason ain't ever sipped champagne on a plane whilst arguing with t-pain
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Congratulations and good luck @rodneysneijder at @dundeeunitedfc #brother❤️ #newclub #scottishfootball
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Ian Fordyce retweeted
alexmassie
@alexmassie22 Jun 2015
Replying to @Gadgeagoogoo
@jfpenman @iainmartin1 Agreed. #respect
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