@hyperjack13

Your least favorite normal person | Currently safe guarding the old @

Joined March 2023
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This is not a troll account. Do not fact check me, I’m an analyst that is never wrong.
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Cyclone Alley@CycloneAlleyOct 8
🌪️Big Announcement🌪️ Introducing Weather Rewards!
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUOct 3
The ISU vs WVU 2026 Riot Bowl for no reason at all
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUOct 3
Matt Campbell at halftime hearing that he will be tarred and feathered by the fans upon arrival
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUOct 1
Jimmy Rogers just showcased what he does in his free time. Here’s his Minecraft build of JTS. Color it Cardinal looking amazing in it!!
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUOct 1
Antonio Brown subplot vs Mike Tomlin subplot
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 30
Alright let’s get this ball rolling. Let’s color this app #Red’d. #ColorItCardinal’d
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 28
Breaking news, AP top 25 format since 2022 was leaked
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 23
Looking good!
Jackson Miller
@JMill42348Sep 22
Cy-Hawk trophy back in Iowa City.
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 17
Can we officially name the tunnel the players come out as the “Wind Tunnel”? @CycloneFB @CycloneAlley @CycloneATH
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 15
Iowa State in 2 Games has attempted 36 passes For perspective the last time Iowa State averaged 18 pass attempts a game was 1994………….they went 0-10 Tyler Rohl HAS to call more passing plays
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 12
Kansas QB for no reason at all
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 8
🚨BREAKING🚨 Reports coming in that Florida State will be renaming Doak Stadium to Dark Stadium after today’s events
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 8
I see the power guys also took a Labor Day off
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 7
I’m fucking sorry WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!?!
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 7
Hawkeye Enjoyer 🐤
@HawkGuyEnjoyerSep 7
Odds we see a beer can thrown at this twink Saturday aren’t zero
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 6
Iowas QB issues would be solved if they picked up one of these accurate dudes
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Rev. Tom B@SteveCumFullSep 2
Replying to @DannyfromDexter
@DannyfromDexter @BoogDaBear1 @mrbootheel0 @KradBorn @BlowMeSkank @Fontenjoyer6741 See you Saturday!
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 2
Your finest fucking pardon? Didn’t know SEMO was short for SEMON😭
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Hyper 🌪️@HyperISUSep 1
Beautiful thing about losing everything…………………Is that you have nothing to lose and everything to gain (Videos: @CycloneFB, Edit: @HyperISU)
Mr. Bootheel@mrbootheel0Sep 1
SEMO vs Indiana State Week 0 Mini-Movie Ames, Iowa is NOT ready for the Redhawks speed and physicality on Saturday. #BrickByBrick
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