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trinity speaking like a true young ho and bryce speaking like a suicidal 30 year old
Found out they got my triple platinum nightmare blunt rotation all working at the same damn restaurant
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you just rarely get such a clear short example of how therapy language allows a person to access previously taboo levels of social brutality
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if i ever become famous and yall start airing my teenaged homoerotic friendships out like this i would get really evil really fast
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Forgot the phrase "together or separate" during my first customer interaction of the day so I asked this guy "do you love him" while gesturing at his business partner or friend
is snail mucin like a new sponsorship thing or are all the influencers genuinely this thrilled about putting snail goop all over their face
whispering to my dog like shhhhhh if you can talk i promise i won’t tell anyone shhhhhh blink twice if you can understand me
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john mulaney getting routinely cancelled for being a present and active father is so so funny


















