Tip: if you ride @metrolosangeles with valuables, keep a tight grip on them while you snooze. #discman #nofilter
What's the best outfit you've seen on the train recently? Here is one to get you started. #morepatternsmoremoney
On @metrolosangeles the driver wished us a "happy and safe" Father's Day. Is safety a key concern on this necktie-giving holiday?
This guy should be required to buy ten train passes because that's how many seats his cologne takes up.
Breaking News: Facebook buys the Blue Line for $12 and a quart of PBR.
Service update: Slowdowns due to train being hijacked by a snail. Expect delays up to 25 minutes as engineers fight back with pesticide.
Blue like actually running on schedule for once. Yippee! Has the pumpkin turned back into a chariot? Thanks fairy godmother.
Hope you like snuggling with strangers, because that's what you'll be doing on your northbound Blue Line ride this morning. #PervertParadise
Expect über delays on Blue Line people ... This might be a day to ride your bike. It would be faster. Trust me.
The clock may say it's 4:59, but it's apparently 4:20 on the Blue Line. yfrog.com/gyc6dmij
Smells like a mall in the 7th Street Station. And not even the food court. More like the outside of Claire's or something.
Blue line running every 20 min through Wednesday, even in rush hour. See also: start your Christmas vacation early and stay home.
Blue line delays continue this morning. Metro's Christmas gift to you! In other news, pack your nose plugs. Rain+train=ass
LA Metro retweeted
Blue Line up to 25min delays due to overhead wire issue at Gage Xing. Trains both directions use southbound LB track btwn Vernon & Florence.



