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Garland

@garlands

well I guess it would be nice...

 California, USA
Joined December 2008
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$gamazings
And now the negatives of the last 7 months. -i look like shit -more time with the kids(can also be a positive) -i weigh more than ever before -clothes don't fit -mcdonalds seems like a good idea -binge watching tv til 5 am -double chin -twitter doom scrolling -son grabs my boobs
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🍔🍔 Buy One Chili Cheeseburger & Get One FREE 🍔🍔 We're celebrating the 102nd birthday of our founder, Tom Koulax 🎉. Simply mention or show this offer to the cashier. Available 10/26-10/28 at all 34 locations in CA & NV. 🍔🍔 #originaltommys #chilicheeseburger #happybirthday
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I would definitely eat del taco every single day. Crinkle cut fries and chicken soft tacos. Mmmmmm....Mmmmm... good
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The only people that are idiots are the people running around calling people idiots.
Why don't you do something to HELP me?!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼
Kyle Hill (@Sci_Phile) profile pictureKyle Hill@Sci_Phile19 Aug 2020
This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=R2uiy27X…
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“Silence is a lesson learned through life’s many sufferings.” Seneca
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So if you body shame someone you’re cool, right?
a sadness only a morrissey could love
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Let’s play.
“Beware Those Who Seek Constant Crowds; They Are Nothing Alone" - Charles Bukowski
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Pessimists win most arguments only because they're usually correct.
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Beach day.
Get ready for the pain train
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I’m not even going to say how long it took me to get this off... it’s been absolutely a blast having no key. 🔨 screw(you)driver 🇸🇪
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