If I'm tweeting from this account I'm probably watching TV on the couch writing lyrics. I'd rather be dancing.
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Joined March 2013
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C-WICK retweeted
Philip Seymour Hoffman, who died one year ago today, could be alive if the drug war were over huff.to/1650CMu
#Notetoself: I'd make sure to wear a #penisnecklace if I ever had the pleasure of interviewing @WendyWilliams.
How grade school? @Twitter told me that @jimmyfallon followed you, @jennylewis. Who will play with me at recess? ;-)
I smoke #marijuana, it's the more civil choice next to slapping the ones on your show who think they can control my rights, @WhoopiGoldberg.
“@ChadwickFord: I'd rather a kid lift a #middlefinger than ever pull a trigger." Isn't that right, @Official_Tink? Instagram.com/p/qW-T8oJLpn/
Here's my #newclassic, @IGGYAZALEA? Miley is so smiley she gonna wear that rainbow brightly, @MileyCyrus.
Quite a sharp article you wrote in the post, It made for a very interesting read, @TC_Confidential. That was #meangirl #Olympicgold, Sir.
I hope these lyrics adequately capture modern slavery, @JohnLeguizamo and that we work together someday? instagram.com/p/psU_tGpLls/ #ford2016
I was under the impression that the viewing audience would compete, that's a show I would have watched, @RisingStarABC. #RisingStar
#RisingStar, I'll be tweeting from this account. #preview. @ Armitage dunkin instagram.com/p/pfzDjZpLsP/”
What's the name of the font, @realDonaldTrump? I'm thinking about tattooing my name on the base of my dick before the #debate, @ewenturner.
C-WICK retweeted
@realDonaldTrump it's a sign. Nobody really loves it other than you. Most of us don't care about it at all, either way. Beautiful building.
Just keep dancing, sooner or later they'll stop manipulating you and acknowledge you for you, @ChadwickFord.
#Idea: @galifianakisz jumps out a vagina pointing at the camera slashing theatrical secretions yelling "that's inappropriate!", @funnyordie.
My boyfriends moods make me miss the snarky platonic banter I used to have on #grindr, @fakedansavage.
