"Cum Omnia Sint In Incerto Save Tibi" (Since all things are uncertain, indulge thyself)

Why did the Colonial Geese get the 2 points for saying "it's Bananas" without giving a fourth clue? #OnlyConnect

Sometimes you just have to take yourself off and walk, enjoy the views, and avoid the news. #Derbyshire

I used my Credit Card in one hotel and one Petrol Station in Poland a month ago. Today my card (which is safely stored in my wallet) is used in Warsaw for 0.59 PLN. Whilst this is only about 12p I presume it's a precursor to a bigger fraud. Luckily spotted and stopped... 😬

Twenty-five years ago today @PippaD said "I Do" to me. I remain completely bemused by this fact, but extremely grateful 🥂 #silverweddinganniversary

How am I supposed to sound intelligent on X if Wikipedia is down at the exact moment I need a fact... Don't make me go to ChatGPT now... 😅

Nothing beats the blues (or squishes the toes) than a rainy walk. Especially if you go through wrong way for the first mile and add 700ft of unnecessary climb...

Apparently my faulty dishwasher, which is most definitely still in my kitchen, has reached Amazon's repair centre.... 🤷‍♂️ @AmazonUK

Twenty-five years ago today, @PippaD and I picked up the keys to our first home, a brand new flat bought off-plan. We were first in our block to move in, with a bed, sofa, dining table and wardrobe, all used, and a 14" portable TV balanced on a box. It doesn't seem a moment ago!

Why is Gareth Malone sat next to the Bullseye dartboard? #proms #lastnightoftheproms @bbcproms

Tony Christie at @StablesMK tonight, absolutely amazing. 83!!

Walking the Malvern Hills with @PippaD in the last of the August sunshine (unless there is another heatwave in the next week)

House two up from me has lit a BBQ under the tree line that runs along the back of our gardens. Smoke everywhere. I have no doubt they have done this on purpose, same house that flies a Union Flag from their personal flag pole, and had well attended parties during COVID lockdowns

Ok I've activated the bunker, no idea what it was, but see you in 25 years 🤷‍♂️ #severealert

Don't be ridiculous, that's not how the alphabet goes