Galaxy's Largest Suppository of Star Wars-related comedy, parody and satire. Part of the @FakingFandom network.

Joined March 2015
Kathleen Kennedy Announces New Trilogy Of Retirement Rumors
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Disney Offers George Lucas George Lucas Money For George Lucas To Come Back As George Lucas
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Horizontal and vertical orientations of @Cakes_Comics’ phenomenal REVENGE OF THE SITH 20TH ANNIVERSARY poster 😍
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Ghost Of Gary Fisher Instrumental In Kathleen Kennedy Stepping Down
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Happy Birthday to #TundeAdebimpe, he played Wendle: Wim's dad in Disney+ series #StarWars #SkeletonCrew.
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George Lucass retweeted
Kathleen Kennedy plans to step down from her role as President of Lucasfilm by the end of 2025 (via: @PuckNews)
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.@elonmusk To Run Lucasfilm After Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down At The End Of 2025
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Well as you know I wish happy birthdays to all those involved in #StarWars. It's my turn for me as I'm 38 today & treated myself to a Xeno version Luke Skywalker lightsaber. #TrustInTheForceAlwaysAndForever
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Lucasfilm Greenlights $300M Show About Ewok Triplets Set In The Mid Weepublic
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“The Acolyte” And “Willow” Join Dollar Tree’s Canceled Streamer Cinematic Universe
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Rage Twerk Circle Forms Outside Lucasfilm As Fans Protest Cancelation Of “The Acolyte” #PowerOfMany
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There goes the Glup Shitto spinoff!
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Never forget what they took from us!
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George Lucass retweeted
And thanks to @fakingstarwars for “employing” me and not replacing me with AI, yet!
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Dollar General Reaches Settlement With Osha To Reduce Master Sol Toy Inventory To Avert Workplace Creep Hazard
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Maz Kanata Denies Being Lesbian Space Witch, Says It’s A Story For Another Time
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Terrible Episode From Different POV Manages To Still Be Terrible
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“The power of manyyyyyy—ack” lol so much for that
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George Lucass retweeted
Replying to @fakingstarwars
Wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating grilled mynock, just saying.
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