Joined May 2012
Eric Pokorny retweeted
Thank you to everyone who came out yesterday afternoon to my camps kickoff party! A big shout out to @BucyForTexas Terry Cook Williamson County Comm. Pct 1, Round Rock Councilwoman Hilda Montgomery for their kind words and their support of my campaign for Williamson County Clerk!
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Eric Pokorny retweeted
I have some exciting news!
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I hope to see y'all this Sunday afternoon. I want to hear from YOU and what YOU want from YOUR County Commissioner. First beer/cocktail/soda is on me! #ErinForWilco #NeighborYouCanCountOn facebook.com/share/1DELL3gQg…
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Eric Pokorny retweeted
32 days ago I filed my treasurer appt for WilCo County Commissioner, Pct. 2. Today I made it official & filed to run! I’ve already raised thousands & have a primary opponent. I’m looking forward to the next 115 days of listening to my neighbors & talking about my campaign.
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Eric Pokorny retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Understanding engineers: PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - I hit it and it started working HIGH IMPEDANCE AIR GAP - I forgot to plug it in ORGANIC GROUNDING - I got electrocuted KINETIC DISASSEMBLY - it blew up THERMAL SHOCK - it burned THERMALLY RECONFIGURED - it melted
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One hell of a morning spent at McCombs with @TexasSoftball Thanks for having me, for the cookie cake, and making it still feel like home! #imonthebus
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Learfield Directors' Cup Champions! Welcome back y'all! 🤘 #HookEm
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Teacher: There is no electrical device that has 100% efficiency. The other energy is converted to heat. Student: What about a heater? Teacher:
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Eric Pokorny retweeted
Same energy.
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The optimist says: “The glass is half full.” The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.” The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
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The U.S. had a program - PREDICT - that identified lethal viruses abroad to prevent their spread to the U.S.. It had found 1,200 viruses (and 160 coronaviruses) in 10 years. It was actively working in China. Two months before the Wuhan outbreak, Trump shut the program down.
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Eric Pokorny retweeted
The Senate could pass the House/White House compromise legislation in mere minutes if all 100 senators said okay. But right now — my sources are saying the earliest we’ll know if that’s possible is Tuesday when Senate Republicans meet for lunch
WATCH: Coronavirus relief response is "a crisis on Capitol Hill" as emergency legislation stalls in the Senate. #MTP @kasie: "The eye is not on the ball, right now, in the Senate."
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There's a way that a government should respond to a pandemic. Then there's what Trump did. So let's review. 1. Don't get rid of the one role dedicated to pandemic response and instead pick someone who enabled an HIV outbreak in his own state. 1/5
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A field of wild lupine in bloom around Tekapo Lake, New Zealand. Credit: IG@⁠wilderness_addict
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Eric Pokorny retweeted
The “Augie Series” starts tonight. Texas vs. Cal State Fullerton ... 🏆 - Fullerton, 1979 🏆 - Fullerton, 1984 🏆 - Fullerton, 1995 🏆 - Texas, 2002 🏆 - Texas, 2005 Enjoy, Coach. 🤘🏼🐐⚾️🏆🍷
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Eric Pokorny retweeted
Just put air in them?
Here’s the line at Discount Tires in North Austin— everybody woke up to a low tire pressure light! 🚘 @cbsaustin @averytomascowx
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I didn't do it. I did it, but the person who told on me isn't credible. I did it, but other people are doing worse things. I did it, and I had every right to do it. I did it. I'm doing it right now. I'll do it again.
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Here we go again... As you may have noticed, the haters are as active as ever - going after me, my looks, my clothes, my behaviour and my differences. They come up with every thinkable lie and conspiracy theory. (Thread->)
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