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Morning person. Equal parts lover and hater.

Joined May 2011
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Him: what are you thinking about? Me: The Layne Staley/Tom Morello (class of ‘99) cover of Another Brick in the Wall is better than the original and it’s not close
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I cannot believe I live in a world where the pacers are taking okc to 7 games in an nba final. End times
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Trying to be a normal person on twitter after years of getting niche bangers off is going to be an uphill climb
birthdays are special because they remind you what’s really important: being hot and popular
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Uhhh so I just got this text and it looks like I’m going to be the next coach of the Knicks?
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Having a ball on substack but it’s important to note it’s also a breeding ground for the most braindead girl-world takes you’ve ever seen in your life
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So there’s this absolute star
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Someone at a baby shower told me that SGA looks like Randall from Monsters Inc and I’ll never unseen it
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I see the typo but this is important to me
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there are so many founders who started in 2018/19, raised a bunch of money in 2020/21, and are now 7 or 8 years deep into running a startup that’s going no where, and their investors have gaslit or pressured them into sticking it out prime years of their lives wasted, it’s sad
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cardi b trying to look normal with no one to talk to is so real
Celeb row is PACKED for Game 4 🔥 📺 Celtics-Knicks on ESPN
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happy mothers day to all the ipads
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I’m a simple girl: I just need an XL cold brew and 10 uninterrupted minutes of Zach Lowe on the Aaron Gordon oop that tied Clippers-Nuggets series last night
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This is what it feels like to watch every movie in history get a remake
Flings has raised a $2.3M seed round from angel investors 👀‼️ currently in over 1,500 stores across US
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let's go girls
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Long story but Suki Waterhouse’s guitarist broke my dyson. @deuxmoiworld help??
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Something no one tells you about hopping on the substack train is that the UI is absolutely heinous. Y’all have been living like this??
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I don’t get enough credit for not knowing which Kardashian is which
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I know exactly what goes on in that cursed coworking WSA space it’s like a high school for a bunch of VC-backed CPG brands who are trying to yell over each other and the space will eventually be sold for parts like The Wing
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