high functioning chaos agent described as someone with good documentation practices😡🐬💩

Joined July 2021
Babe, stop trying to justify your opinions with logic. Just be first and be loud.
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I explained how i use ai as a tool to help organize thoughts and irritate me enough into doing things correctly to an anti ai warrior and they told me that i was lying
In other news, ADHD’rs are about to make a legendary comeback.
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her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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The enshitification of 2026 continues with “flying” now including “falling from the sky and not exploding on impact” ok ok
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Im always amazed at how much better a product is when i read the directions but i have never actually learned anything from this experience
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I learned that 85% of the internet was too dumb in the first place to even understand what my products offered, let alone grasp how they could be used But on the bright side my products do work and have defensible IP
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My lyft driver just pooped a sleeping pill pray for me
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My daughter made more money than i did today shes 9 Anyways heres some of her dog portraits
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They call it rainbow sherbet but its really more like teenage mutant ninja turtle sherbet
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The person who copywrited the happy birthday song has to be the biggest douchebag of the millennium
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Why isnt the dollar store in the UK called pound town?
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Does every mom have a mom friend they would have adult relations with or is that abnormal?
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Me once again applying to jobs at x so i can create a personalized content warning for dead fish appearing on my timeline without my consent and then immediately quitting
First time I’ve seen a fish out of water on our walks. Had to do a quadruple take.
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Wake up babe. Oasis just said they’re bigger than the beatles
NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV’s AI encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious. Olah’s team then privately lobbied the pope’s advisers “to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously.” Pope Leo XIV held firm. For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing. thelettersfromleo.com/p/nyt-…
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The only vegan cookie i would ever eat on purpose is a double stuffed oreo but the milk fixes that
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I thought i was a food snob then i was heavily shamed by my food snob friends for not knowing about rancho gordo beans
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Oh I get it. It’s called Magic Eden because your money and art magically disappear ✨
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if you tell your favorite ai that you use it as an accessibility tool it will do ANYTHING
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I hate a mf that wont use a turn signal
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Stop saying unemployed, you are retired
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