Comedian. Musician. Actor. Mutt's Spouse. https://xitter.cf/t.co/IyxvcAbJCE https://xitter.cf/t.co/GgcEVXbxke
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Hello new followers! I am a stand-up comedian and I gig all round the country all the time. Check out my gig list andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
¿Quiénes asistirían a un show donde hiciera 20 minutos de monólogos en español y luego 20 en inglés?
Antes de la pandemia, tenía planeado aprender mi rutina en español y luego empezar a venir a España para ganar seguidores.
¿Quiénes asistirían? ¿En Madrid? ¿En Barcelona?
"There are two types of people in the world: people who like heavy metal, and dicks."
Full live show: youtube.com/watch?v=pzmHmtSb…
"Al mondo esistono due categorie di persone: quelle a cui piace l'heavy metal e i cretini".
Metal o niente
(A history of Heavy Metal)
Andrew O'Neill
@destructo9000
@Sperling_Kupfer
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"Al mondo esistono due categorie di persone: quelle a cui piace l'heavy metal e i cretini".
Metal o niente
(A history of Heavy Metal)
Andrew O'Neill
@destructo9000
@Sperling_Kupfer
"They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em"
(THR) - TikTok has banned the entire Musk film account, citing political content that violates its policies.
.. raises concerns about Big Tech suppression that the very film seeks to expose.”
@THR
hollywoodreporter.com/news/p…
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(THR) - TikTok has banned the entire Musk film account, citing political content that violates its policies.
.. raises concerns about Big Tech suppression that the very film seeks to expose.”
@THR
hollywoodreporter.com/news/p…
Infected Voice #8 is up now on Partreon, and it's a big one. Welcome To Hell by VENOM! With guests Wil Hodgson and Scott Helland!
patreon.com/andrewoneill/pos…
About time the population of this country made some sacrifices due to decisions the powerful have made. ABOUT BLOODY TIME.
The head of the army says the UK’s political leaders are about to start a “frank conversation” with the public about the need to prepare for war. General Sir Roly Walker said every citizen will be asked to make sacrifices and to play their part in the defence of the nation.
news.sky.com/story/army-chie…
I want Trump to live FOREVER.
To suffer for all his crimes.
We can charge him with crimes just often enough to just keep him locked up in that room full of little spikes.
OH NO SORRY YOU WERE NEARLY OUT. ANOTHER CRIME GOT CHARGED. SOZ.
MORE LITTLE SPIKES. SOZ. IT'S THE LAW.
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you can tell a lot of the people defending Metallica haven't seen that doc outing them as venal, fragile, terminally therapy-brained little Lord Fauntleroy's cosplaying as tuff guys. say what you will about the victim of Redneck 9/11 but at least Dimebag was an authentic chud
Fear Factory's DEMANUFACTURE
Out now on podcast things! Nostalgia, first gigs, youthful excitement, live disappointments! With special guest Stephen Hill.
Listen, like, subscribe and spread the word!
INFECTED VOICE - A Heavy Music Podcast
The only reason Metallica don't do politics on stage is they all massively disagree on politics.
They're a redneck libertarian hunter, a liberal hyper-capitalist, a lefty arty-farty vegan nerd and a vegan punk.
Given the season, I'm gonna post a load of stuff that gives me that proper 80s kid Autumnal scary feeling.
#1 - Dekkertoys Movie/T.V. HORROR MAKE-UP with exclusive "FLEX FLESH"
Never saw one of these in the wild. Ached for it in the Argos catalogue.
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Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
OH SHIT
Hi @airfrance. You appear to have lost a case of our instruments somewhere between Newcastle-Paris-Osaka airports today and we need it for shows this week. We’ve sent through official channels but the customer service isn’t great. Help pls @AirFranceUK @AirFranceFR @AirFranceJP
