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Joined June 2022
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Deluded Brendan retweeted
I bet his dad, Lemon is buzzing.
Boreham Wood Football Club are delighted to welcome back goalkeeper Ted Curd, who joins the Wood on loan from Premier League side Chelsea until the end of the 2026/27 season 馃 馃敆 tinyurl.com/yyvjhhew #WeAreTheWood
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Breaking news: NASA have confirmed that the solar eclipse is a result of York City鈥檚 owner Matt Uglas head getting far too large. Apparently if his ego gets any bigger then the earth is at risk of plunged into infinite darkness. More to come #yfc
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Turn your comments on you absolute wet wipe @matt_uggla #ycfc
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Aye up #lfc
Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way. He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

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Deluded Brendan retweeted
Building a team is alot like baking. Throw enough flower in the mix and eventually the dough becomes a good texture. Now it's time to put it in the oven and cook. #Chelsea #cfc
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Give @linkedinliam a follow if you want a laugh. A parody of Liam Rosenior 馃槀 #cfc #Chelsea #Premierleague #fpl
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Deluded Brendan retweeted
Done 10 laps of the garden this morning whilst going through tactics. It's been proven a light level of cardio makes you think better.
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Deluded Brendan retweeted
Just got off my weekly coaching call with the Dalai Lama. It's something I've done for years. He thanked me and said under my guidance he's become the best version of himself.
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The time has come #cfc
Club statement: Enzo Maresca.

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The time has come #cfc
Club statement: Enzo Maresca.

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So much for this account rebooting.
馃毃馃嚫馃嚘 Brendan Rodgers becomes new Al Qadsiah head coach with immediate effect, agreement reached. Documents being checked in order to sign soon.
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I four one think Arne Slot is doing a brilliant job #lfc
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Konate limps off with a broken ego #lfc
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Arne Slot giving Rachel Reeves a run for her money in this sack race #lfc #Budget2026
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Remind me not to let Ruben Amorim walk my dog. He can't hold on to a lead #mufc #thfc
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Finally. Arise Sir Deluded Brendan
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Let's get this show on the road. Get the band back together. OG Football Twitter gang. Where you at? #lfc #Liverpool
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The time has come #lfc
We exit the Carabao Cup.
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Rearrange Slot and it spells Lost. Just saying #lfc
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You know it makes sense #lfc
We trail at the break.
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