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Deb Duncan

@debraduncan

she/her. chicago based comedian. co-host of @queermovienight. obsessed with her wife and dog. https://xitter.cf/t.co/dVYFH0QkM7

 Chicago
instagram.com/debradbag/
Joined December 2009
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Looking at my grandma’s yearbook from 1949 and Pat was...built differently
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Who’s gonna tell my mom that this emoji doesn’t mean what she thinks it does
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Not to be dramatic but I think I’m gonna kill myself when the Olympics are over
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I just read this out loud to my wife and she gasped and then said “I’m literally covered in goosebumps” lol
TV Deets (@tvdeets) profile pictureTV Deets@tvdeets2 Aug 2024
Bravo is developing a new reality show set to take place at Dorinda Medley’s Blue Stone Manor, Deadline reports. The show will be similar to Hulu’s ‘Vanderpump Villa’ with “Medley serving as boss to a young staff as they welcome guests staying on her property.”
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Julianne Moore singing truCK save me
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I say why stop there let’s keep makin ‘em
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The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandle8 May 2024
‘THE INCREDIBLES 3’ is likely happening at Pixar. (Source: thedisinsider.com/2024/05/08…)
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Texting with my sister about having a dream where I meet-cuted with Rebecca Ferguson by catching her around the waist on the train because it braked suddenly and how that’s one notch below a sex dream to a lesbian lol
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Any additional thoughts @DaynaDuncan
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In case anyone is looking, a bunch of horny singles will be at my 12:20 showing of Challengers today
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Dang girl not even a subtweet or something. I was friends with both of them on fb lol
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MISSED CONNECTION for the man who just watched me in horror as I wolfed down my italian beef like it was my last meal at the Portillo’s in River North ❤️
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Hell yeah piss blood, Andrew Tate
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@engadget11 Jan 2024
The CPR dummy of the future can piss blood #CES2024 engt.co/4aRmJqy
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Me if there was an award for reading the worst lesbian fanfiction ever written
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My wife and I are watching The Grinch (2000) and she just turned me and said “ugh cutest little boy I’ve ever seen” about little grinch
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Got a massage recently and the masseuse trailed one finger from my neck to butt crack to start what do we think about this?
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Marriage is having a note saved in your phone of your wife’s preferred ground beef ratio
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BRING BACK THE GREATEST SHOW THAT EVER EXISTED @DisneyPlus
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I need a second season of @DisneyPlus ENCORE! so badly. Please, I’m desperate.
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Tag yourself I’m “wake up smiling”
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Made this while absolutely hammered on a date with my wife
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Got absolutely hammered again on a date with my wife
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10 likes is actually perfect for this
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