The greatest grapefruit-like personality I've ever known - @spikejones
Durham, NC
Joined August 2008
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Dear Santa,
I’ve been ok this year. Given that, all I want for Christmas is a @hothouseflowers concert anywhere in Ireland between December 29th and January 3.
PS> as previously discussed, in lieu of cookies, I will leave a pour of bourbon on the mantle behind Elf on a Shelf
There’s only one way the #RagingPerspectives can end between @JessicaTarlov and @AaronParnas and I’m here for it
It’s a @hothouseflowers kinda day tiktok.com/t/ZTSKKRJng/
If you aren’t going to see @noahgundersen at @STANCZYKS October 16th, then we can’t ever be friends.
youtu.be/ajvQ9xY3_CM?is=4CaS…
So here’s grinds my gears about soccer. 2 minutes ran off the clock after Argentina’s 2nd goal. I don’t understand why the clock doesn’t stop after a goal. Make it make sense
@WorldCup26HQ
@FIFAWorldCup
Hey @fobraonain - you guys created “daddy do his thing” at you’re @whelanslive Covid performance. Is this how songs are typically created?
youtu.be/aErgHcM37X0?is=OchP…
Can someone remind me how much of a pay cut @stephenasmith took to keep some of his fellow broadcasters at @espn?
espn.com/video/clip/_/id/491…
Been on hold with @AirCanada for 1 hour, 50 minutes and 24 seconds.
What the world record?
@AirCanada I wish you could join me on my flight check journey of Hell. What should be a simple 23 second process is currently a 31 minute and counting midevil torture. I want to believe it’s me but pretty sure it’s you….
I just want to check into my flight and I have the choice between waiting on hold for 2 hours or watch my browser spin endlessly. What. The. actual. Fck???
