This is a rare case of someone actually meaning to tweet at me and not @datadoghq.

Today is my 14th birthday! I can still manage an occasional hike for a #FamilyPortrait, but something tells me I’ll spend today conscientiously objecting my meals, staring into space, and maybe pooping on myself 10 seconds after coming inside.

I think you meant @datadog just went IN public. But my human has plastic bags, so he cleaned it up. @datadoghq

You must be confused. Those look like humans. @datadoghq

For my 11th birthday today, I got to spend some quality time outdoors with @TulaDog!

Nope. @datadoghq

Hey @datadoghq, when do I get to come to the office? #HCMPawsAndRelax #DogsOfDatadog #DatadogCares

That's because you are tweeting at a literal dog. @datadoghq

.@mipsytipsy I think you've got the wrong pup, lady. @datadoghq

I tried biting it, but it was a little gamey. I prefer raw hides. @datadoghq xitter.cf/techworkspaces/status/…

.@DevOpsDaysSEA If you want to meet me, you'll have to come to the woods, not Seattle. Bring treats. @datadoghq xitter.cf/devopsdayssea/status/7…

.@ericabrescia All I usually raise is the fur on my back when I see a deer in the woods. @datadoghq

.@Partnership4NYC @NYCSeed @CrainsNewYork I don't know about all that, but I was part of an obedience program once. @datadoghq

.@mcguiredennis @Fortune I don't really do fetch. I prefer laying around in the sun. @datadoghq

.@ShroffSanjay How about you feed me some people food? @datadoghq

.@mansillaDEV @clearbit @awscloud @Runscope You missed this picture of my lecture. @datadoghq