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Stand-up special SCAM ARTIST and my video game SUPER DASSALO LAND both available now. I co-host these podcasts: @DumDumClub & @FilthyCasPod

Melbourne
Joined March 2009
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Here's my stand-up special SCAM ARTIST: youtube.com/watch?v=wQa5xeak… I know it seems like I've been banging on about this non-stop but I never posted the link after it premiered and I'm doing it now because I simply MUST have a nice little pinned tweet on the ol' profile.
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When warnie said "that cant be right" and quote tweeted a science account saying there are more stars than grains of sand
Today is Social Media Day — What social media post will forever remain unmatched?
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I am currently doing a show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It's called A SEVEN MINUTE VOICE MEMO, LEFT ON SEEN. 11 chances left to catch it! comedyfestival.com.au/browse…
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Title: Super Dassalo Land Dev: gumpyfunction.com Link: gumpyfunction.itch.io/super-… This game features @dassalo as the main character, and you smash enemies with a yoyo and perform platforming challenges to collect coins and items to unlock new worlds. In this game, they use a larger sprite than usual for the main character, and I must say I prefer this animation style and choice of sprite size. It looks great and runs smoothly. In this video, I am doing a no-damage run against the 1st world boss. CREDITS Art Direction and Written by Tommy Dassalo Game, Level & Sound Design, Art, Animation, and Programming by Tom Lockwood (Gumpy Function) Additional Programming by Emi Paternostro & Bryan Taylor Soundtrack by Sloopy Goop SFX by Coffee Bat, Tronimal, Tom Lockwood & Sloopy Goop Playtesting by Mike Leisz Special Thanks to Hauntology, Shin, Sarn, Bryan Rollins, Pau-tomas, NalaFala & Chris Maltby This footage was captured using the #Chromatic by @modretro #indiegame #retro #Gameboy #retrogaming
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"I would have nominated Sinners a 17th time"
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Every time I remember this, it feels like a hallucination. It's impossible to imagine something like this happening on TV today. Emily In Paris dancing with Big Chungus to 'Get What You Give' by New Radicals. xitter.cf/RetroNewsNow/status/20…
📺On January 5, 1998, the 'Dancing Baby' debuted on 'Ally McBeal'
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My dad was obsessed with this line at the time, was convinced it was a reference to something that he didn't know and would get mad when I couldn't help him identify it. xitter.cf/Joshstrangehill/status…
Explaining one last time: There never was a line before or after Bart's "So then I says to Mabel, I says" nor was any pitched It's not a reference to anything The Homer/Marge story was so full we had no room for a B story but Bart & Lisa had to be doing something Thus Mabel
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I wonder if he told her about Geese's GETTING KILLED.
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. @tkelce dont skimp on the envelopes
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Desperate to get this almost human-sized Donkey Kong toy for my dog. He would ABSOLUTELY hate it xx
[新商品] #NintendoTOKYO/OSAKA/KYOTO で販売中のドンキーコングの大きなぬいぐるみを、本日より #マイニンテンドーストア でも販売します。 Nintendo TOKYO/OSAKA/KYOTOのお店でご購入の場合も、日本国内配送が可能です。 store-jp.nintendo.com/featur…
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These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.
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James Bond ordering a martini: I don't WANT mine stirred!!! I don't LIKE it that way. I want MINE shaken 😖
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(Jesus turning water into wine but for some reason there’s a British bloke there) Go on Jezza!
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gta 6 looks crazy
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Horrible man who got his citizens eaten alive but it is only fair to admit that the mayor from Jaws had that shit on. No one on Amity came close to matching his fashion
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My new show MAIN CHARACTER is up and running at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Having a blast. Please do come and join me: comedyfestival.com.au/browse…
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In one weeks time I am starting my new show MAIN CHARACTER at the @micomfestival. Some nights are filling up. I'm so excited for this show. JOIN ME! comedyfestival.com.au/browse…
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I made this short documentary called SKETCHY MEMORY about putting on an exhibition of my artworks in Tokyo. It's got a lot of my cartoons in it. I'm really proud of it, I think it's a fun watch! youtu.be/4E2tgAt-f9w?si=apmC…
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Having a great time at Perth Fringe World. Crowds have been really fun. Two shows left, tonight and Sunday: fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/…
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