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Laura Lux 🦖🪐

@darthlux

🦘 South Aussie girl in Texas 💙 Horror movies, cosplay, F1, Toronto Blue Jays 🌶️🔗 @lauraluxirl

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Joined January 2009
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I want APPLES!!!! 🍎
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Conor Rogers
@conorjrogersNov 4
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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James Talarico
@jamestalaricoNov 4
Texas forever.
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I hate Texas Halloween, wym you're Hank & Peggy Hill after Hank accidentally became a pimp
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Petition for Netflix to drop a drama cut of Love is Blind so we can just watch a one hour compilation of all the drama and fighting and skip all these boring fucking conversations lol. I'll take 5x the ads just show me the good stuff.
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Ok we just got to the first drama part and it's not even fun drama it's just disturbing, Rob seems very aggressive and unstable. This show is cooked
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Apples apples apples apples!!! :D
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Give me APPLES!!! 🍎
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 29
THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let's fucking GO
Laura Lux 🦖🪐 (@darthlux) profile pictureLaura Lux 🦖🪐@darthluxSep 28
Anyway we're going all in on the Brewers for the playoffs
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Happy for the Rays I guess but I just can't get behind a team that doesn't have a whimsical home run item
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Frankly the Rays are leaving a lot on the table here
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Seeing the Dodgers get swept brings me an immense amount of joy just purely because of the number of Dodgers fans I've blocked on social media this year for being absolute jackasses in my DMs/comments any time I've posted anything Blue Jays related
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Shit talking during a World Series is fine but when it's 8 months later and someone posts a pic of themselves at a Jays vs Royals game you don't need to reply "Couldn't beat the Dodgers in the World Series tho 😂😂😂"
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There's nothing uglier than a sore winner and this year I learned the Dodgers fanbase is rife with them so I hope all the guys who sent me stupid DMs are miserable today lol let's go Brewers 💕
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*nodding*
Laura Lux 🦖🪐 (@darthlux) profile pictureLaura Lux 🦖🪐@darthluxSep 28
Anyway we're going all in on the Brewers for the playoffs
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YEEsaac HAWdjar 🤠
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@redbullracingOct 15
Yeehaw, we’re suited up 🤩 #F1 || @FordRacing
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sometimes I dress like a whore at the gym but it's never because I am seeking attention from men, it's because I want to stare at myself in the mirror and inspect my gains while I lift. the only attention I'm seeking is MY OWN lol
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this post is not about men staring, I did not even mention that lol, I don't care or even notice if men look at me, men are not on my radar when I go to the gym or anywhere tbh, I'm just saying "male attention" isn't the only driving force in a woman's clothing <3
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I keep forgetting to post on here lol
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