Information Security and IT Management. Also a geek: D&D, Minecraft, et al. Opinions my own.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2008
My word. @DoorDash driver left somebody else's food. We called to correct, and they brought an altogether different somebody else's food. Now we're spending our evening trying to correct someone else's mistake for them, as the clock ticks on.
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I did not play 4th Edition D&D, so I was unaware of this little horror. Finding about it, however, has made my day. syra.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Fell…
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Me: "I don't think it's horrible cheesecake. I just have a broader set of standards than you."
My haul from today's eight-dollar-a-box book sale at @SecondTimeNJ - my favorite PHL-area used bookstore :-) Also, if you take three books out of the box, Charles fits just fine, he says.
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I would so play this. Not only to see Selina bust up bad guys the way she ought to, but for the sheer joy of this moment.
someone swapped the batman and catwoman character models and... oh my god
I am Dan, god of the underworld, and they still won the bottle of wine and I don't listen to men (h/t @trentonleach)
I am Patton, God of the night and I am sorry for the late notice.
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I wonder if a person could watch the entirety of "The Princess Bride" just using memes
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If my metadata doesn't tell social media co's that I am acrimoniously anti-ad and will not buy anything I see on one ever, then their algorithms are way off
Sadly, he's affirming the consequent. Or happily; I mean, it IS funny #philosophy #logic
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If you think about something for, like, one second and then immediately tweet that thought, how you respond to people who agree with you and how you are silent to those who make a contrary point offers way more truth than your tweet did
This is heavy, and tracks100%
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Sometimes I think the CIO promises 99.99999% - the CEO says "is that even possible?" while the CISO wonders why they're getting off that easy #infosec scmagazine.com/home/security…
When you go to hug the dog and he leans into it: his skull is harder than yours and he thinks the contact is fun
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At the Fall #Evanta Summit in Philadelphia; today's after-lunch session is a live podcast cisoseries.com/podcast/