Cubs, Bears, Illini, Hawks, Chelsea, Phish fan. Married to @addy_clark, so I've out-kicked my coverage. I'm a lucky guy.
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Joined November 2008
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Win the fan vote by over 50k, but OutKast gets in. Yeah, big fuck you to the @rockhall
I can put the duvet cover on by myself, and can do so twice as quickly as when my wife helps @dan_bernstein @670TheScore
Can Rizzo play third?
The Cubs haven’t announced it yet, but Matt Shaw (oblique) almost certainly won’t make the trip to Japan, @MLBBruceLevine says.
"There’s no way he’s going to be ready to go there and compete," Levine says.
"You want him for the other 160 games."
Listen: shorturl.at/cf7k8
Dean interviewing Katy Perry while still donning his apron was epic! @marcusleshock @WGNNews
Steve Anderson retweeted
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RIP Dick Jauron. I’ll never forget freezing my ass off at this game.
Lions vs Bears 2002 Week 12 youtu.be/I8G_7ks2mGE?si=hPKa… via @YouTube
I really hope #MAGA is ready for the huge dose of Fuck Around & Find Out they’re gonna get, cuz the dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.
If this is my last tweet, Fuck you, Elon.
Why do I fucking have to block Donald Trump Jr? And Jake Paul? I hate both of those assholes and don’t follow either, but they’re in my timeline? Fuck this site.