@craiglistcomedy

Comedy writer I Stand-Up Comedian I Dogs Love Me!

 Nashville, TN
CraigListComedy.com
Joined October 2015
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I heard they changed their name to Georgia Florida Line
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Nobody ever talks about it but humans are outnumbered by fish 550 to 1.
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Hot Take: I hate April Fool’s Day!
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Hip-hop says your name. Country says “bless your heart”… and lets the audience connect the dots.
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Pam Bondi and Kash Patel along with anyone else involved in this cover up need to be replaced immediately. They do not get to determine guilt or innocence— we need people in these roles that only care about due process regardless of political affiliation.
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Let the facts speak for themselves. The only redactions should be to protect the victims identities until such time it is necessary for trial. Everyone involved in these heinous acts deserves to be punished no matter who they are.
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Between causing dangerous driving conditions, broken trees, power outages, and murdering innocent citizens— it’s been a bad week to be Ice.
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I love that meteorologists still use the names of old wrestling territories to describe where this blizzard is going to hit.
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I have a confession to make: I love pickles, but I’ve never played pickle ball.
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Not to brag but I’ve eaten Hot Dogs/Sausages in 7 different countries.
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If Venezuela retaliates and blows up the White House— who’s going to ask Kid Rock if we can relocate his replica of the White House from Tennessee to Washington DC.
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I used my points to upgrade to first class then slept the entire 3 hour flight— ask me anything!!
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I’m a digital marketing strategist and artist-development manager who helps independent artists grow through real strategy. Stream surges, listener jumps, viral moments—I build the system behind the success. Ready to scale in 2026? Let’s talk.
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If someone doesn’t call him Donica at the next press conference we missed a huge opportunity very bigly.
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Now it makes sense why he wanted a “ball” room so bad.
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Staying humble has opened more doors for me than pride ever could. The moment I stopped needing to prove I was right, I started learning faster, connecting deeper, and finding real peace. Humility doesn’t make you small—it keeps you growing.
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Humble people don’t think less of themselves — they just think about themselves less.
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Bon Iver is French for Good Charlotte
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I snapped 5,406 photos this week and kept a little over 360 of them— always searching for progress not perfection.
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I love the SuperBowl and I love Wrestlemania, but I hate Roman Numerals— always have and always will!
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