@cookiedotfun

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Joined February 2024
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We're opening up the Cookie Pro partner program. If you post about crypto, you can earn from it now. You get your own link and a cut of every payment from anyone you bring in, fully tracked so you always see what you've made. Your audience gets something useful too - they can check any project, cookify any KOL, and see what CT's talking about today. Early partners get our top rate locked in. DM us to get set up 👇 t.me/gcookie3
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this is the first time in my life I want to be a kid again
Elon Musk
@elonmusk15h
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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The Great Pyramid took 20 years to build. The Great Wall took 2,000. Rome wasn’t done in a day either. Good things cook slow. LET US COOK 🍪
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thank you sensei
CZ 🔶 BNB
@cz_binance21h
『Freedom of Money』の日本語版が本日発売されます。 🇯🇵 amazon.co.jp/dp/4868450956 The Japanese edition of launches today. 🇯🇵 The story in 4 minutes: from a few folding tables in Tokyo to a very different life now. English and Chinese editions: 📖 English: a.co/d/08NMxBOH 📖 中文: a.co/d/01f7iQTn 🎧 Audible: audible.com/pd/B0GZ4MS1QL More languages coming soon. All proceeds go to charity. (Video 👇 & voices are mostly AI-generated)
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WHO LET THE COOKIE OUT 🍪 WHO WHO WHO (Dogs project could never)
Cookie3 🍪
@cookie3Oct 18
interesting fact the most useless projects in CT now are both from TON ($GRAM) ecosystem. and by useless I mean look at the 30D Signal 💀 > Dogs (@realDogsHouse) - 30D signal is just... 0.24 > Blum (@blumcrypto) - 30D signal is little bit bigger than Dogs one, but still tiny: 0.75 sorry durov but your chain sucks
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REAL LIFE, BABY
Tesla
@TeslaOct 16
Real life, baby
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haters gonna hate 🍪 cookie is doing cookie things
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umm my kid just asked me how to you spell info-fi like... c-o-m-i-n-g b-a-c-k ? anyway idk
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what % of your portfolio is $COOKIE? no wrong answers (there is one wrong answer) 🍪
42%under 10% (DO NOT CLICK)
18%10-50%
13%50%+ (cookie chad)
27%it IS my portfolio 💀
102 votes • Final results
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that $COOKIE makes me nervous. because I love it too much. more than my wife. more than my friends. ugh 🍪
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fuck Guinness choose cookies
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“InfoFi is dead” oh ok don't tell us we didn't warn you 👀🍪
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yall don’t trade, yall spectate. it’s giving season ticket holder who never touched a ball
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hey @telegram intern. i’m declaring war. heard you’re the funniest account in the game. cute. let’s find out 💀🍪
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the amount of trust i've lost in strangers this year should be studied thanks cookie pro 🫪
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being in crypto is the same as being a gooner. you like watching other people enjoy something without ever doing it yourself 💀
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how it feels to be the only mf defending CT from farmers
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wakey wakey ☀️ it's time for INFO...uhm, INFORMATION. yeah. information time 🍪
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you've been asking what's next for Cookie. today you get the full answer. all of it 🍪
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“not a rugpull” your addiction and Cookie Pro data say otherwise.
Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenOct 7
A month ago we launched $LAPTOP. Within minutes, we had a chart that looked like every celebrity rug ever. Completely broken. I promised you a full independent accounting. Here it is. 1/
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