@conan

Formerly @square, @trycaviar Graduate of @500Startups Batch 2.

 San Francisco
Joined August 2011
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I could watch this on repeat all day.
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TIL @ATT has the worst techs, clipped one pair off my existing webpass install to autonegotiate the link to 100mbps instead of 1gbps
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What better way to spend Christmas Eve than with the WWE of muay thai fights?
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Just realized Planet Earth II released their first episode. Best Sunday night gift ever.
OH: "Fuck I should move to Bali. It's 10 temperature lower."
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.@uber had a driver refuse to drive me to the airport, and cancelled before starting the trip so I cannot find him in the app to complain
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Thanks @UPS. Apparently because I am Asian my last name MUST be Wong (courier never asked for a name).
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OH: "Either you're married or you're single. No ring? You're single."
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Hey @lyft, got a driver Gurjit in an accord 7MNP550 who hasn't moved to pick me up and refuses to cancel the ride. Thank God @Uber is around
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OH: So I haven't had an intervention yet so I'm not an alcoholic. When someone says something about your drinking, then you are alcoholic.
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OH: The best way to get rid of peanut butter, is to get really high and then eat all the peanut butter.
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What better way to celebrate the 4th than with some good ol' Murica?
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.@lyft driver asked me my destination, then called me back pretending he got pulled over so I would cancel instead of him. real professional
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OH: "What does cream have again? Sandwich cookie?"
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Well, now I understand how they spread so quickly...
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Just saw a guy on an iPhone 6s with a T9 keyboard. What the what?
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OH: "The thing is, selfie stick is SO AMAZING. You don't need a photographer, you save so much money"
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OH: "If you saw her in Wizards of Waverly Place, you would fall in love with her too"
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This sounds like a way better job than my current one.
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