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don’t listen to me I’m retarded

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unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesSep 28
BREAKING: President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loan, per the New Republic
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NoLimit
@NoLimitGainsSep 27
BREAKING: If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX hadn't gone bankrupt, its portfolio would be worth approximately $206 billion today. That includes a 1,500,000% gain on Cursor and 34,000% on Anthropic, making him one of the best investors of the decade.
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Pledditor
@PledditorSep 28
I get the feeling these conferences are just a mechanism to fleece shareholders without them noticing. If you read the SEC filings, all these guys have paid business trips, paid "entertainment" expenses, etc.
Bitcoin News
@BitcoinNewsComSep 28
NOW: Full house as the Bitcoin Treasuries Conference kicks off 🙌
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Mark Zuckerberg
@finkdSep 21
Teaming up with Shopify to make shopping and checkout easier in Muse. Shoppers find more. Shops sell more. More partnerships like this coming soon.
tobi lutke
@tobiSep 21
We are excited to announce we are partnering deeply with Muse to enable agentic checkout with Shop Pay on all Shopify stores, offering people an easy and delightful way to shop and check out with Muse.
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For all of the financially illiterate MSTR holders out there (the majority), be aware that basic mNAV is still far below 1.0 and so the company remains unable to issue new shares and buy BTC in a way that increases BPS. YTD BTC yield is -3.6%. They can still finance BTC purchases, but only at junk bond yield levels using prefs like STRC-- which tells you something about how the market is pricing risk here. Saylor simps will not understand a word of this and will push back with random meaningless slogans
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BTC Bro
@BTC_brooSep 18
Is bitcoin:native breaking through this time or getting rejected again?
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BTC Bro
@BTC_brooSep 18
Is bitcoin:native breaking through this time or getting rejected again?
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Bitcoin a lil pumpy
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Pay cash, problem solved.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesSep 17
BREAKING: The average interest rate on a 30-year mortgage in the US is now 7.24%, per Mortgage News Daily.
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Polymarket Money
@PolymarketMoneySep 17
BREAKING: President Trump declares “If I had known the market was going to rally like this after a rate hike, I would have kept Powell in there.”
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There are no reports that President Trump made this statement. Following the Federal Reserve's interest rate increase he called for lower rates on Truth Social without referencing Powell. reuters.com/commentary/reu… apnews.com/article/federa… bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 17
JUST IN: Merriam-Webster officially adds "looksmaxxing," "meme coin," and "vibe coding" to its online dictionary.
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College-educated workers ages 22 to 34 are experiencing one of their worst periods of unemployment in the past 20 years, per WSJ.
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Remember to double down on your winners not your losers If you had a terrible player on your sports team you wouldn’t keep playing him or adding worse players, you cut your losses and replace with winners Stay retarded
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Xeer
@XeerSep 16
wait… how has nobody told me about these one piece cards? which set is this and when do we start ripping? i can see why there’s a growing collector base now
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Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruSep 16
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve raises interest rates by 25bps.
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