My fur has the look and feel of velvet. The orb on my forehead glows when I use psycho-power.

Joined April 2008
My shoes are so smooth cant grip a bit...cracked me up..had to walk around
Is andres working til 4:30am? He said u asked him but i dont see it mentioned anywhere
Waiting for food at IHOP
Test post from cell
ok, my phone rang. I decided not to answer it
maybe the appropriate word is actually drilling
someone is sawing in the call center and it is loud. hope I don't get a call. not sure how I will be able to hear them.
Jan 15, 1919 the Boston Molasses Flood - a massive wave of molasses tore through the streets of the north end. http://is.gd/5fea
later put a can of beer in the casket (his other past time)
the guy was a big time smoker (not cause of death) so the wife hadt a pack of cigarettes under his hand in the casket, and
was at a wake the other day - open casket - and my son decided it was a manaquin cause he looked too much like plastic.
I love waffle fries
sometimes depressing things are aching to be shared (misery loves company?), but one must refrain oneself so as to not depress others
made some chocolate chips pancakes this morning. trying to make it into a weekly Thurs morning item. So far 3wks in a row.
@coffeebuzz5 computer speaker was making a weird noise that was pulsing an echo throughout the office, had to vacate are temporarily
wishing @coffeebuzz5 was here to fix filemaker
Filemaker needs to be rebooted, not bringing up customer information