Twin Cities realtor. Traveling comedian corps. Pessimist. Not his own favorite. Best Sense of Humor, Class of '88, Highland Park Senior High. Meh.
Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2011
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Pulte Homes is a bunch of clowns. I wouldn't trust them to make me a sandwich.
I know this business. I'm a realtor. I sell a lot of sandwiches.
More to follow.
#pulte #construction #highlandbridge
@PulteHomes
There’s some irony to this post I copied from a comment on Facebook:
“… yes sleepy joe is a idoit”
#politics #biden #sleepyjoe #grammar #idiot #americanidiot
Regardless of the context, this is shockingly ignorant and reckless.
"We were able to determine the charges were appropriate in [this case] without the need for an expert”.
- Mary Moriarty

@Hennepin @MaryMoriarty #minnesotastatepatrol
#hennepincountyattorney #trooper
Because I live in MN and FL, people often ask me, “which state are you in?” My response is always, “frantic, but strangely relaxed”.
#travel #minnesota #florida #state #mood
What if it turns out #samaltman was fired by AI, not a real human?
#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #openAI #tech #employment
I’m done agreeing with things 💯. From now on, the most I will give is 95%. And that’s just for special occasions. #100percent #100% #allin
Update! The press conference backup location will be in Conference Room 316 of the Capitol Building. See you tomorrow, Mon 4/3 at 12pm at the Mn State Capitol steps- Room 316 if we have to move.
Press release from MNDDA: Update and press conference. @kare11 @FOX9 @KSTP @WCCO @bringmethenews @wccoradio @MPRnews @MeuserLawOffice @meshbesher @Reuters @NPR @NPRHealth @tpt @PioneerPress @StarTribune
Press release from MNDDA: Update and press conference. @kare11 @FOX9 @KSTP @WCCO @bringmethenews @wccoradio @MPRnews @MeuserLawOffice @meshbesher @Reuters @NPR @NPRHealth @tpt @PioneerPress @StarTribune
What do you do when it’s raining on your #celebritysummit cruise? You listen to an amazing guitarist, like @thesuq. I would have come inside for this, anyway! #celebritysummit #cruise #guitar #music @ Cuba instagram.com/p/CmpMJCPJCK7/… – at Cuba
Halloween last year was fun! instagram.com/p/CkZJNMlvjqN/…
Southwest Florida real estate. @ Bonita Springs, Florida instagram.com/p/CkwTvBwJAF7/… – at Bonita Springs, FL
It was all a lie. Just found out that none of the Cowboy Junkies were actually cowboys.
Now I know don’t know what to do with all these cowboy hats, spurs, and bent spoons.
@CowboyJunkies
It was all a lie. Just found out that none of the Cowboy Junkies were actually cowboys.
Now I know don’t know what to do with all these cowboy hats, spurs, and bent spoons.
#cowboyjunkies