NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES: SOME WEAR BACKWARDS KANGOL HATS AND ILL-FITTING DENIM JACKETS ALL JOKES ASIDE, IF YOU NEED A RIDE YOU CAN CONFIDE IN CAFE NINE DO WHAT THE SIGN SAYS: LEAVE YER KEYS! – at New Haven, CT

BLICK BASSY LIVE AT CAFE NINE - SATURDAY APRIL 6 ALL THE WAY FROM CAMEROON TO RIGHT HERE IN THE ELM CITY FEATURING AMMAR AND NEHWAY THIS WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE SHOWS YOU SEE ALL YEAR GET YOUR TICKETS AT WWW.CAFENINE.COM

CELEBRATE OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY AT CAFE NINE ON MONDAY, APRIL 1 LIVE PERFORMANCES BY SUNNYSIDE SOCIAL CLUB, PEOPLE’S CLUB PUNK ROCK, AMBULANCE CHASERS, DISCOUNT FIREWORKS, AND BILL SAUNDERS & LIVE BURLESQUE BY KITTIE VON KAT FREE ADMISSION - BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND LET’S PARTY

NO HARBOR FREIGHT BUCKETS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO INTRODUCING THE NEW HAPPY HOUR WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE GIVE IT A SPIN AND SEE WHAT FATE HAS IN STORE FOR YOU SOMETIMES YOU WIN, SOMETIMES YOU LOSE EVERY HAPPY HOUR: MONDAY THRU FRIDAY 5-7 PM

JENNY DON'T & THE SPURS - LIVE AT CAFE NINE SUNDAY JUNE 16 FEATURING JAMES MASTRO & THE GOLD STARS (MEMBERS OF PATTI SMITH, THE SMITHEREENS, AND ELK CITY) THIS IS THE TYPE OF ALL-STAR LINE-UP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT CAFE NINE GET YOUR TICKETS AT WWW.CAFENINE.COM – at New Haven, CT

WE BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE WE ALSO BELIEVE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE TOTAL AUTONOMY OVER THEIR OWN BODIES JOIN A BUNCH OF RAD BANDS, AMAZING LOCAL VENDORS, AND THE GREEN WAVE PARTY AT CAFE NINE TONIGHT TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE REACH FUND OF CONNECTICUT – at New Haven, CT

RAKEFIRE / MERCY WHIP / SKIN CRAWL / SYRO VALLEY LIVE AT CAFE NINE WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 REMEMBER, YOU CAN’T SPELL “HARDCORE” WITHOUT “HUMDINGER” DOORS AT 7 PM – at New Haven, CT

PHENOMENAL HAND CLAP BAND LIVE AT CAFE NINE FRIDAY MARCH 15 instagram.com/stories/swings…

IF YOU’RE NOT AT CAFE NINE THIS SUNDAY FOR PARADE DAY, PRINCESS BOB IS GOING TO CALL YOU A FUCKIN STUNAD A DROP OF THE PURE WILL BE PLAYING IRISH FOLK, REBEL, AND DRINKING SONGS AND SEA SHANTIES GUINNESS AND WHISKEY START POURING AT NOON CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE ON DECK

NEW HAVEN LOVES A PSYCHOTIC BAND LINE-UP TONITE WE TRULY HAVE SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE XUR / CVMRATS / SLUDGE SHOUT-OUT TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS FLYER BECAUSE IT IS *CHEF’S KISS* DOORS AT 7 PM

OBOY! / VIDEODOME / WOW, OKAY, COOL TONITE - MARCH 6 - AT CAFE NINE ALL JOKES ASIDE WE HAVE ATHLETIC IPA ON DRAFT SEE YA AT 8 PM OR HIT UP HAPPY HOUR 5-7 PM $5 GENESEE BOILERMAKERS AND HOT DOGS

DRESSER (MONTREAL) / PULSR / WALLY LIVE AT CAFE NINE - TONITE, TUESDAY MARCH 6 DOORS AT 7 PM MUSIC AT 8 PM

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CAMEROONIAN AFRO-POP SENSATION BLICK BASSY IS COMING TO CAFE NINE SATURDAY, APRIL 6 NEHWAY OPENS THE SHOW GET YOUR TICKETS NOW AT WWW.CAFENINE.COM – at New Haven, CT

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE TO CAFE NINE THURSDAY FEB 22 THE DEBAUCHEROUS RETURN OF GLITTER MILITIA FEATURING LIVE DRAG WITH QUEENS CLOACA AND TIKI MALONE DOORS AT 8 PM

EVER GET SERVED BY TWO HUMAN BOWLING BALLS??? TONITE’S YER CHANCE DREAMS DO COME TRUE AT CAFE NINE

SARAH SHOOK AND THE DISARMERS ARE BACK AT CAFE NINE MAY 11 FEATURING RISING ONTARIO ALT-COUNTRY STARS NICOLETTE AND THE NOBODIES GONNA BE A BOOT-SCOOTIN’ NITE OF FEMALE-FRONTED OUTLAW COUNTRY DON’T BE A CHICKENSHIT - GET YER TICKETS IN ADVANCE AT WWW.CAFENINE.COM – at New Haven, CT

HULL LOTTA LOVE - TONITE AT CAFE NINE AL DOOR PROCEEDS GO TO THE CT ALLIANCE TO END SEXUAL VIOLENCE LIVE MUSIC BY THE HULLS AND SOFT SPOT – at New Haven, CT

DRESSER (MTL) / PULSR / WALLY LIVE AT CAFE NINE MARCH 5 TICKETS UP AT WWW.CAFENINE.COM

HULL LOTTA LOVE - A PUNK ROCK VALENTINE’S DAY COURTESY OF THE HULLS AND SOFT SPOT ALL DOOR PROCEEDS GO TO THE CR ALLIANCE TO END SEXUAL VIOLENCE SKIP THE ROSES AND FANCY PRIX FIXE DINNER AND GET IN THE PIT INSTEAD – at New Haven, CT