@cmpn

I wanted to be a librarian. Friend to All Wilderness Creatures. Baffled King.

 TACOMA
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Joined September 2008
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Ed Zitron
@edzitronOct 8
honestly your response to this is a great test of how badly you've fallen for the AI industry's bullshit
Jane Manchun Wong
@wongmjaneOct 8
Anthropic may start banning people for bullying Claude Their upcoming Usage Policy prohibits “sustained and needless abusive or cruel behavior toward our models”
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Add to Folder: “My Worst Tattoo Ideas”
🤖 Made with AI
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Skoom 🔻@SkoomaBooferMar 2
Ernest Hemingway, when asked to come up with the happiest possible 6-word story:
Douglas Macgregor
@DougAMacgregorMar 2
BREAKING: Amazon data center bombed in UAE.
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Will Sloan@WillSloanEsqMar 3
We love you king
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William Gerrard@Bill_GerrardMar 1
Marvel movie brain
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Assal Rad
@AssalRadMar 2
The difference is by design.
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crisp mattman@cushbomb20 Jan 2017
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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12 Minutes into Ep 1: Black Dog, White Transformation Mask, Shadow(s) over the Falls, Horned Serpent (Sisiutl?), FIRE. 🔥
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That moment in third grade, when you realized if the entire class just decided they were going to get up and go to recess, literally no one could stop you. Literal class consciousness. 🧑‍🏫👦🧒👧
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That crowd work that makes Jeb Bush look like Stavros Halkias.
rob delaney
@robdelaney22 Jul 2024
𝘠𝘐𝘒𝘌𝘚
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Imagine wanting people to believe you are a genius then admitting that your smartest friends are Bay Area Dems. 😆
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Predictions@ppredictors21 Jul 2024
The person in your last saved image will replace Joe Biden in the presidential race.
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How I feel when not posting about current events.
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When you’re trying to cultivate #MahaloMindset then suddenly you’re running the CRAAP test on the Evil CCP Live Organ Harvesting Program.
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James Ellroy-style protagonist whose idealism drives him to commit unspeakable crimes to ensure the common good.
TrueAnon@TrueAnonPod2 Jun 2024
What would your job on the leftist commune be
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The apex of All Critique; No Theory politics. Not surprised it still resonates with Matty.
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias2 Jun 2024
My personal brand of incurable nostalgia is belief that the mid-aughts anti-Bush resistance was the best politics ever got (except objectively the 2006/2008 Dem election cycles were actually the best any party has done in forever).
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These Three Prompts Will Connect Your Consciousness to The Infinite Machine Mind, Granting You Lawnmower Man Style Powers
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Replying to @willmenaker
Hamburglar running against Mayor McCheese to get free burgers for life
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Quietly browsing men’s fashion Reddit to see which sweatpants are most resistant to crotch holes.
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Surely, there is a rapper hungry enough. 👉🤛
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